have I displeased you, you feckless thug??!

I have a really strict definition for filler: any installment that doesn't add anything to a series in any way. No plot development, no character development, no world development (in the case of the latter, that might mean introducing something about the fictional world that ends up being important in a later installment). Basically, absolutely nothing from the filler is ever referenced again.

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

Important addition:

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I read Jurassic Park ahead of the movie's release when I was 9. That is not a children's book, but I still did it and it was close to 400 pages.

I FOUND HIM!!!

#bold words from a man who spent like half of tpm bothering a queen (via @darlingamidala)