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Dark Horse/Tam Blair Chronological Masterlist
Tamas Blair is a rich businessman who decides to buy himself some superpowers. This has consequences that the self-centered CEO could not anticipate and Tam must accept and adapt to what he's done. Can Tamas Blair become a hero in truth, or is Dark Horse destine to fail before he begins?
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He's prostrating himself before the Eucharist, in case you're wondering. Or possibly planking.
@apocrypals
Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress
Another fresh pope is unrolled from the pack in the back of the fridge. After he's thawed out in the microwave he'll attend his various popely duties before a safe and sanitary disposal at day's end.
His head is too heavy for his undeveloped neck muscles so he can't sleep like other owls
happy pride month to it/its users!!! always remember: anyone who ignores that you don't use they/them because they don't wanna gender you correctly sucks and you should kill them
If you have even a passing interest in The Walking Dead, I played a game no one has. Check it out here.
"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally
gender neutrients
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it is speculated that the bad batch will have “unexpected connections” in maul shadow lord.
wanna know who is part of the bad batch and would be totally unexpectedly connected to maul?
TECH.
i have a story for you, tumblr. last year my coworkers and I were riding in a golf cart at a music festival passing out drinks to people, because the festival had been cancelled that day and everyone was trying to make the best of a bad situation. after some time we spot a guy on the other side of the road dressed as lord farquaad, walking alone. we yell, “LORD FARQUAAD! DO YOU WANT A DRINK??” dude yells an affirmative, walks into the road without looking, gets hit by a fucking car, and goes flying.
I really need you to picture a lord farquaad being dummy yeeted into the air by an incoming vehicle while a golf cart of inebriated, glitter and mud plastered coworkers are full-on horror movie screaming together. before we can even process this, lord farquaad gets up like 🤪 how bout that drink?? completely okay, utterly unphased, red hat and bob wig still locked the fuck in. we check on him several times, all talking over each other, and while he’s calmly and pleasantly assuring us he’s fine, he passes each one of us a tiny jesus figurine. he bestows a “god bless you all” and then resumes his jaunt, drink in hand.
after that we drove in total relieved hysterics, the kinda laughter that only happens when you narrowly avoided catastrophe. and i have NO idea if the driver that hit him even said a word because my entire consciousness in that moment was farquaad, there was only farquaad. I hope that he reads this one day and knows that he is STILL talked about and regarded as some sort of festival cryptid. we are blessed indeed
I def think everyone should carry a healthy amount of skepticism in an age where virality is often more prioritized than the truth but!! behold, a piece of my workplace’s holiday mailer. my coworker is the designer of this mailer and she included all sorts of references to our experiences in 2025. she was one of my coworkers on the golf cart with me and of course, included an ode to farquaad
sometimes magical and weird things do really happen
The good plot twists aren't the ones that are wild left turns out of nowhere, they're the ones that make all the other little things that didn't quite add up before suddenly click
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@tothepointofinsanity kind of reminds me of something you'd do
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A macaroni penguin (Eudyptes chrysolophus) porpoises through the water in South Georgia, Antarctica
by Tim Melling
Lupita Nyong’o for Elle Magazine — May 2026
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red sky at night
[ALT ID: A digital portrait of a man tilting his head up toward light. His silhouette from the chin down is filled with a solar eclipse just above the ocean]
