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I will never write anything this great in my life.

you’re laughing. olive oyl fainted after hearing the sad news that popeye has “bonkus of the konkus” and you’re laughing.

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

Does anyone have that photo of the kid's Blue Angels protest sign? It was like "die, crash blue angels" or something, really funny, cannot find it anywhere online

(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

They're putting the traveller from an antique land in Smash

Look upon my combos, ye mighty, and despair

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

Sun and Moon mythology is so weird in FFXIV like the Sun is the Shepherd of the Stars while the moon is fake and a space ship and full of rabbits and also a prison for a dark god taken over by a clown and then its a portal to a different moon with a bug god in it and a big tiddy goth man wearing his dead friend's armor.