quill ★

Lots of jokes and speculation about the relationship like Ilya having to give up his cool life for bland Canadian guy who never heard of anything but missionary or even perhaps Shane having to become a super freak to keep roz around

Shane is kinda annoyed by it but it’s a better reaction than he was expecting.

Ilya tho….ilya is outraged by the people saying Shane being boring is bad and cracking jokes about it and In a drunken outrage posts something like ‘my sexy husband wears the sleepy time tea bear pajamas to bed and it’s so hot it makes my dick explode’ and other horny posts which immediately goes viral until Harris logs in and takes them down but screen shots have already been taken

Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net

Those bitches belong to each other <3

and sirius who loves him like he’s drowning and remus is oxygen, thinking remus is the best thing to ever happen to him. he holds him when his legs hurt or after a nasty fall, reassures him when others don’t trust his abilities

remus spent hours on the card. perfecting the canis major constellation on the front, and the little cartoon wolf on the inside. he waffled over the message for days, not wanting to sound too generic, but also not to sappy. in the end he settled on something perfectly in the middle.

remus shook as he gave the card to sirius, cheeks burning from embarrassment. he couldn't afford the bundles of zonkos pranks like james or the flashy new wizards chess set from peter. this measly card was all he had.

and seeing his face light up every time and thinking

shane hollander appreciation week: day five favorite relationship: familial -> his relationship with his dad, david ♥

HEATED RIVALRY (2025-) dir. Jacob Tierney