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Que Ilya starting his own health/fitness kick to become what he believes in Shane’s new type

Love love love Ilya getting outed and Shane being like ‘I will do something much crazier and shocking to take the heat off Ilya’ and it WORKS

Tramps Like Us, Joe Westmoreland, Two Rogues, Make a Right, Cat Sebastian , Role Model, Rachel Reid, Rescued By an Alien Rogue, Rae Laniley, A Rare Find, Joanna Lowell, Never Ever Getting Back Together, Sophia Gonzales, Like in Love With You, Emma R. Alban, The Ride of Her Life, Jennifer Dugan, Cleat Cute, Meryl Wilsner, Dream On, Romona Riley, Ashley Herring Blake, Common Goal, Rachel Reid, Book Boyfriend, Emily Wibberley & Austin Siegemund-Broka, The Gentleman’s Book of Vices, Jess Everlee, The Perks of Loving a Wallflower, Erica Ridley , The Foxhole Court, Nora Sakavic, A Lady for All Seasons, TJ Alexander, After Hours at Dooryard Books, Cat Sebastian, We Could be Heroes, Phillip Ellis, Tommy Cabot Was Here, Cat Sebastian, Count Your Lucky Stars, Alexandria Bellefleur, How To Fake it in Society, KJ Charles, Star Shipped, Cat Sebastian, Thirty Love, Tom Vellner, Motor City Love Song, Lisa Peers, Backhanded Compliments, Katie Chandler, A Nobleman’s Guide to Seducing a Scoundrel, KJ Charles, The Magpie Lord, KJ Charles, You Should Be So Lucky, Cat Sebastian, We Could Be So Good, Cat Sebastian, Never Been Kissed, Timothy Janovsky, A Gentleman Never Keeps Score, Cat Sebastian, Get Over it , April Evan’s, Ashley Herring Blake, The Build-a-boyfriend Project, Mason Deaver, The Shots you Take, Rachel Reid

I think the only way anyone finds out Shane is reading gay hockey porn is because he leaves a review for the book saying the hockey playing was inaccurate on his main account my accident and it blows up on Twitter

Queue post game interview where Shane is being shown a quickly put together compilation of all the times he got hit and made a noise and melting into the floor with embarrassment

The mic doesn’t pick up Ilyas reply but everyone and their mother hears Shane say ‘who the fuck taught you about conjugal visits—’

The people of the internet immediately start losing their minds about Shane Hollander liking ‘Ilya rozanov could walk me like a dog and I’d say think you’

He gives dog to be but none on the site give Dennis

There are definitely some freak eridians who are very into graces disgust disgust disgust sounds and and squishy wet body. Freak scientist volunteering to learn human dentistry or becoming a specialist in making grace food