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"if you are over 30 on Tumblr the mental illness won" "the aging fanbase of Tumblr" motherfucker if you are over 30 and have been here the entire time it means the mental illness didn't win we are still alive WE MADE IT

#fuck y'all's cruelty #and fuck mental illness #tumblr #mental health #aging

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The 2017 All-stars game in Tampa is the first time Shane experiences Ilya as a teammate and not an opponent who doesn't miss a chance to check him on the boards and immediately understands why Ilya's team is obsessed with him as Captain and sees how much love Ilya gives to his teammates and he also just witnessed Ilya with kids and no wonder he amassed all the bravery he could to go to Ilya and say "I want us to be together" with his entire chest

#hollanov #heated rivalry

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Everyone: omg Hollander leash your dog, Ilya is barking at opponent hockey players again

Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net

Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov: thank you my ShaneWiki this is valuable data, off I go

sugarfreegingerale

Shane has a competency kink and that includes Ilya being competent at chirping

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Shane also has a degradation kink but nobody said it only has to be him that's being degraded 😂

#hollanov

sweetladyjustice

People who say Tierney “fixed” things they didn’t like in the books (so, like, everything) don’t realize that the vast majority of the changes were

Minor additions/tweaks (a handful of lines about Shane’s race)

Budget and time constraints (Sex Condo)

Cast (“Slow fucking hockey player” instead of “short” because Hudson and Connor as the same height)

Things drawn from his own experiences as a gay man (ass-eating earlier in the relationship)

Things that are on the page that look better on the screen for the sole reason of it being a visual medium (club, tunnel)

Oopsies (macrobiotic diet)

Some combination thereof

and not attempts to “fix” the source material that he very deeply loves and respects written by an author he considers a talented friend. Most of the script was lifted off the page.

And not all of these changes ended up being positive :)

cens-socmed-intern

Wait don't forget how he also "fixed" Yuna by making her an Asian Tiger Mom stereotype 😍

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I'll say, the "fixes" I like the most have to do with the secondary characters like Svetlana and Sasha being more fleshed out and how they create a much more complex personal reality, especially for Ilya. He also took out that one tiny line about Ilya having fucked one of his brother's girlfriends (!!!) because Ilya might be a fuckboy but he is much more likely to have stayed away from his brother and everything about him as possible, seeing as it is implied that he has abused Ilya before.

And then he directed (or at the very least, allowed) Hudson to play a much more sympathetic and less brass Shane. Like that Shane doesn't mind Ilya picking him up (which he hates in the books) or that during the beach scene in Tampa, Shane's reaction to their thumbs touching is to smile (while in the book he initially wants to recoil from it).

#I don't mean that he doesn't like the source material because he very clearly does #but as with everything he was able to identify the things that could result in better storytelling and character development #heated rivalry #hollanov

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Everyone: omg Hollander leash your dog, Ilya is barking at opponent hockey players again

Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net

Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov: thank you my ShaneWiki this is valuable data, off I go

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Ilya pointing and laughing: YOU SCORED A GOAL IN YOUR OWN TEAMS NET, YOU STUPID!

Everyone: HOLLONDER

Shane watching Ilya: 😍

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Fun fact that player did not actually score a goal in his own team's net, but he made fun of Shane and his "strangeness" to some other players one time. And Shane found out.

And Shane waited for the right time to strike.

#heated rivalry #hollanov

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personal rant but there's a guy on TikTok who pretends he is a scholar of Ancient Greek language and culture and he is such a fucking dick because he is extremely condescending towards Greeks when they inevitably comment on his videos and explain that he is pronouncing shit wrong and he is like "oh Greeks not knowing what they are talking about? How surprising"

and like. He doesn't even know that yes, while Modern Greek is quite different to Ancient Greek, we do learn Ancient Greek at school FOR 6 FUCKING YEARS and it's considered one of the "heavy" classes and if you want to study humanities or social sciences you also take special Ancient Greek on top of the regular ones, for 2 years in a row.

What do we call it when someone is obsessed with a culture that isn't theirs but they despise the people of that culture? Someone who makes a living out of that culture but pretends they are somehow superior to the people?

#it's cultural appropriation clear and simple #it pisses me off so much

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"Ilya is the bad guy" "Shane is the bad guy" folks the only villain in the show is the fuckass bartender who told Shane he "can have whatever he wants" and then judged him for asking for ginger ale

disgusting

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This is making the rounds again and i would like to add that the ginger ale is the only sugary thing Shane allows himself. Give my boy the damn soda

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@sarah1281-takethree oh hell yeah but also Ilya would just whip out a can of ginger ale out of thin air. It's the Emergency Can™ he has with him at all times in case Shane needs it

#heated rivalry #hollanov

You can't convince me that there's a bigger fan of "kidnapped by the mafia and forced to be the leader's sex pet" roleplaying than Shane Hollander

#it's the only real usefulness he finds of the ridiculous cars Ilya has #they are props for the roleplaying #specifically having sex inside the luxury car while pretending to be mafia's communal slut #hollanov #shane hollander

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Anyway. Heated Rivalry memes

#self reblog #heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #heated Rivalry memes

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Shane accidentally starts a Centaurs movie club. It starts when Shane is watching an x-squad movie while Ilya is asleep on the plane and Wyatt is sitting across the aisle. When the movie ends Wyatt asks Shane if he has ever read the comic which he hasn’t. So Wyatt starts talking about the comics and what is different in the movies. Shane isn’t a comic book kind of guy, but he does like listening to Wyatt and talking about some of the filming process that he knows from Rose. So Wyatt and Shane start watching movies, mostly superhero ones, together on road trips or on the plane if Ilya is sleeping. Then Shane catches a bit of a horror film Luca is watching in the bus in front of him so Shane asks him what the name of it was. Luca, Shane and Wyatt end up watching it together the next night and start rotating who gets to pick the movie. Eventually Evan joins when Shane invites him to watch an action film he knows Evan will like. And it slowly expands beyond hotel rooms and plane rides. The four of them go to the movie theater together or meet up at one of their houses. Some times their partners join because Lisa is never going to pass up the opportunity to watch a superhero movie if it fits in her schedule and Caitlin loves horror films as does Luca’s boyfriend, but Ilya joins the most. Mostly because he is actually on the road trips, but also because he will join no matter what movie they are watching. He prefers it to be a movie he won’t be interested in because then he will lay with his head in Shane’s lap and let Shane play with his hair half asleep. He always pays just enough attention so that Shane doesn’t catch on. (Shane knows what he is doing).

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Ilya: I must be Careful and Sneaky, he can't know I'm not super interested in the film, he'll be hurt and I'd rather french kiss Roger Crowell than have Shane be sad

Shane: my husband pretends to be into something just to spend time with me I CAN'T BELIEVE MY LUCK MY LUCKY STARS MY GUARDIAN ANGEL, WHOEVER IS UP THERE LOOKING OUT FOR ME

#Irina. that's who's looking out for them #heated rivalry #shane hollander #hollanov #ilya rozanov

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kitten I'll be honest mommy is sick of Marvel movies

#yes this is about the new avengers #do y'all honestly don't want something new or what #and this coming right after The Odyssey #a film where almost everything is shot in real locations with real props and CGI is anathema AND IT SHOWS

Everyone: omg Hollander leash your dog, Ilya is barking at opponent hockey players again

Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net

Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov: thank you my ShaneWiki this is valuable data, off I go

#yes Shane is the biggest enabler #he also utters the phrase “you're an asshole” to Ilya more than anyone else incl Scott Hunter #these two things can coexist #hollanov #heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #this is about the centaurs era

orpheuslament

holy shit

#ok but like hear me out #Shane Hollander vibes #hollanov #shane hollander #tattoo

samehere-onlyone

Like magnets they keep finding each other.

#the goddamn parallels we keep finding in this #heated rivalry #hollanov

One day Connor Storrie decided to get buff and the world hasn't seen peace since

#connor storrie #no because like the twink death is real #and it's due to that buffness that he got the part of Ilya #alongside his talent of course #but neither the world nor Hudson Mildred Williams have been the same #heated rivalry

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shanyshko

ilya mad shane came up to talk to him like he wasn't stalking the fuck out of shane in that ice rink. yeah he just happened to be watching canadian men's figure skating the day after losing to latvia complete coincidence shane was there. it's like when cats bite you after following you into a room. shane's like omg kitty! and ilya is like NOOOO NO NO YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE ME OBVIOUSLY FOLLOWING YOU

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Also Ilya just standing there like Russian Batman, brooding so beautifully 2 inches from the glass

#heated rivalry #hollanov

parcai

this pic lives rent free btw

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Honestly this is the most "the subbiest sub who ever subbed is unquestionably the one calling the shots" picture ever

#heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #hudson williams #connor storrie

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