𝕽𝖔𝖈𝖐 𝖒𝖊 𝕬𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖚𝖘

ilya mad shane came up to talk to him like he wasn't stalking the fuck out of shane in that ice rink. yeah he just happened to be watching canadian men's figure skating the day after losing to latvia complete coincidence shane was there. it's like when cats bite you after following you into a room. shane's like omg kitty! and ilya is like NOOOO NO NO YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE ME OBVIOUSLY FOLLOWING YOU

Also Ilya just standing there like Russian Batman, brooding so beautifully 2 inches from the glass

Honestly this is the most "the subbiest sub who ever subbed is unquestionably the one calling the shots" picture ever

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

OP, what planet are you from on which it's not MORTIFYING to walk around with visible hickies? Of course that's unprofessional; you're a grown ass man. Grow up!!

I’m an adult woman who likes to do adult things with other adult women. sex is a part of life. grow up.

Your behaviors and opinions are absolutely those of a male. And sex is a part of life that should be kept PRIVATE from the rest of the world, especially in a professional setting where absolutely no one has consented to witnessing your sex life.

women love to eat my pussy

i think it's really funny how twerfs got super mad at this post

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers don’t want them to.

He doesn't know what to do with his hands when he doesn't have the upper hand ✋🏻

the core ilyaism is just because its a performance doesnt mean its not real

And vice versa, just because something is real doesn't mean it's not a performance

Something I eat up in fic every time is when Shane calls Ilya pretty or hot or beautiful and it stops Ilya and his low self esteem in his tracks to ask “do you really think so?” because Shane never says it and poor autistic blueberry Shane is like “I figured he knew on account of all the very enthusiastic sluttery we engage in together”

Not the fandom claiming that Shane is the best hockey player in the NHL and Ilya is second best when they are canonically equals😭😭😭 Like hello did we read the same books or watched the same show?? What is happening? Why are we erasing one of the important aspects about Hollanov when that’s an essential part of this ship?

Because the fandom generally is always half a step away from hating Shane so they have to make him exceptional and latch on to that