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"if you are over 30 on Tumblr the mental illness won" "the aging fanbase of Tumblr" motherfucker if you are over 30 and have been here the entire time it means the mental illness didn't win we are still alive WE MADE IT

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Like, in the mind of the average bigot, Hudson Williams is their cryptonite. Not only he is extremely successful while being a man of colour, but he actively proves that the excuses for their shitty behaviour are entirely pointless.
He is neurodivergent, but that is never used to justify any sort of social deficiencies. If anything he is so effortlessly charming and charismatic. He does not let anyone place him into strict sexuality or gender boxes, while never appearing to be trying too much. He is comfortable being very close - physically and emotionally - to other men, but he has a long term gorgeous girlfriend. He is from that generation that complains about "male loneliness epidemic", but he has a million friends, many of whom have been his friends for many years. He is working class and has worked in the service industry, but he is quite developed intellectually and keeps wanting to grow. His parents are divorced, and yet he very vocally expresses love and the importance of having an open heart and allowing yourself to be vulnerable. He does not take himself seriously, while managing to succeed in what he does. He used to be an MMA fighter, yet he treats everyone with the most gentleness and respect. He has demonstrably experienced racism and other forms of bigotry, and yet he greets everyone with a smile, appreciation, and encouragement.
No wonder bigots fucking hate him
wdym that's not how the scene went
Something I eat up in fic every time is when Shane calls Ilya pretty or hot or beautiful and it stops Ilya and his low self esteem in his tracks to ask βdo you really think so?β because Shane never says it and poor autistic blueberry Shane is like βI figured he knew on account of all the very enthusiastic sluttery we engage in togetherβ
Because something something low self worth Ilya spends many years thinking that Shane is into him for his body and the sex and the "forbidden fruit" of it all, expressed perfectly in the "hey, that's not what this is, you and me" scene in ep 6.
Like, Ilya knows he's hot, half on North America is not a small sample size for him to be certain π but that doesn't mean that Shane Hottest Man in Hockey Hollander finds Ilya pretty. Because in Ilya's mind, his only worth is in the things he provides, not who he is.
anyway I hope Gregori rots in Hell and every grape Alexei bites into is mushy
Not the fandom claiming that Shane is the best hockey player in the NHL and Ilya is second best when they are canonically equalsπππ Like hello did we read the same books or watched the same show?? What is happening? Why are we erasing one of the important aspects about Hollanov when thatβs an essential part of this ship?
Because the fandom generally is always half a step away from hating Shane so they have to make him exceptional and latch on to that

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i believe that one of the penalties shane gets a lot is unsportsmanlike conduct. in the nhl, this penalty can be issued for players who argue or challenge the refs calls. now, captains are allowed to discuss a call and rule interpretations with a ref, but you gotta be cordial.
shane βhockeytismβ hollander HATES when a ref makes a bad call. this is literally your job and youre fucking it up?? that was not slashing are you blind?? he gets heated about this, even when heβs just watching a random game. heβs shouting and cursing and making a well-informed case for why the ref is wrong.
hockey refs are notoriously bad so i guarantee shane gets into it a lot. i do think he knows when to quit so he doesnt get an unnecessary penalty but sometimes the call is so bad he cant help but be furious. his teammates have had to physically restrain him on the bench multiple times so he didnt hop the boards and scream at them.
Excellent and hear me out. He gets so upset by any bad call, regardless if it is against this team or the opponent. He always disputes bullshit calls and demands videographic evidence
Which leads to the entire league - the players and their coaches - adoring Shane because He Is a Good Guy And Stands Up For All of Us
Which also makes it even funnier when they get outed and everyone realizes that the love of Shane Sportsmanship Hollander's life is Ilya Raigebaitov
the part that kills me so much too is that when Shane is high as fuck pitching the cottage one of his talking points is it would be so fun. he literally says it would be so fun. high as fuck and the main thought that filtered through was I wanna kick around a soccer ball in the backyard with you. will you kick around a soccer ball in the backyard with me?
It's basically this exchange
ILYA ROZANOV & SHANE HOLLANDER HEATED RIVALRY (2025 - )
"Ilya is the bad guy" "Shane is the bad guy" folks the only villain in the show is the fuckass bartender who told Shane he "can have whatever he wants" and then judged him for asking for ginger ale
disgusting
This is making the rounds again and i would like to add that the ginger ale is the only sugary thing Shane allows himself. Give my boy the damn soda
I'll probably get roasted for this but it genuinely pisses me off that certain PoC demand we cancel Hudson and they speak with "authority" over the issue and claim that we have to listen to their voices.
You, who are experiencing racism of a certain kind in Northern America can't demand we shut up "and listen to how PoC are hurting" when we tell you that there's no fucking way someone with a Korean heritage drew that fucking hate symbol on himself. Open a fucking history book and read what Korea suffered under the tyranny of Japan, a state allied with Hitler at the time.
Start recognising that oppression works differently across the world and not everything is about the specific American history of it all.
(also Korea has definitely a lot to say about what it went through by Americans but let's not even open that)

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FUN FACT
We do do this! It's just that because English is a terrible frankenlanguage, we often don't recognize when we've done it because we technically did it in our language but made up from bits of other languages. Here's an example:
Telegram, telephone, television, telepathy.
Or, as we might say if we'd done it all in English-derived-from-Old-English instead of slamming together bits of Greek:
Farwrite, farvoice, farsee, farfeel.
Here's another along the same lines, but Latin this time:
Hemorrhage, hemostat, hematology.
Or, using only EDFOE words:
Bloodbreak, bloodhold, bloodlearn.
And here's one that actually is EDFOE words:
Bookshelf, fireplace, website.
We do it all the time. You just have to understand how language works to know it.
It's true that a lot of languages use compounds (though in English they are usually spelled apart if they have been created relatively recently, but that's beside the point - "cookie dough" is a compound noun as much as "Keksteig" in German is) - but what makes German different from English is the ad hoc nature of compound building. You can create in-the-moment-definitions that have a limited but very efficient short-term use.
For example, if I'm making cookies with friends and we're washing up afterwards, I can point out a sponge to everyone and call it the "KeksteigschΓΌsselschwamm", and for the duration of the evening everyone would be referring to it by its new spontaneous designation which makes its momentary purpose clear, i.e., we use it to clean the bowls where we had mixed the cookie dough, and nothing else.
In English, even though I could theoretically build this same compound, "cookie dough bowl sponge", it would sound strange if I pointed and said "this is the cookie dough bowl sponge" because in English you don't give objects spontaneous names for a limited time like that. In English I'd say "this is the sponge we can use to clean the bowls with the cookie dough".
This is useful to give a specific short-term purpose to something that can be used in many ways, and thus you basically create a bit of new shared vocabulary for a particular time, place and group of people. For example, you could spontaneously define a corner of your house as the "Rucksackabstellecke" ("rucksack parking corner") when you have people coming over, and use it in the same way you would use any noun that has a permanent meaning ("Where is the toilet?" - "It's the door next to the rucksack parking corner.") - then, as the group dissipates, the compound fades away, too.
Just some random thoughts I had, others might disagree.
Heated Chivalry AU
(inspired by amazing art like this by @themoonandmyman and this by @currysideplate. Forgive me if this has been done before but let me go off)
Location is some imaginary non-descript European place in renaissance times. Shane of the Hollanders and Ilya of the Rozanov dynasty as both knights, but since it is peaceful time in the kingdom, they spend their time taking part in jousting tournaments. Due to a centuries old animosity between their respective places of origin, they are always pitted against eachother.
They are also pitted against eachother because of how different they are. Shane is the only child of a family of knights, so he grew up in that culture and he dreamed of becoming one ever since he was a kid. He spends his free time training, but also educating himself on battle tactics. He has a rotation of horses, none of which is his favourite but he always makes sure they are all taken care of extremely well. He always follows the rules of chivalry, he never cheats, he always congratulates his opponents when they win and pays his respects. The first time he removes his helmet after a tournament, half the audience - both peasants and royalty - almost faint due to how handsome he is. His coat of arms is the fleur-de-lis, denoting family links to old aristocracy.
Ilya comes from an old dynasty and he didn't have a choice in becoming a knight, but he was also so good at it that he didn't mind that much. He likes the adreline rush, the smell of the wet ground, the adoring crowd, the celebrations! He only rides one horse, a beautiful brown mare named Anya that he grew up with and trained. He loves her more than anything, especially since she was a gift from his mother.
In contrast to his boisterous image, Ilya is known to all to be extremely nice to have around. Every squire loves and looks up to him, every blacksmith and tailor are delighted to work with him as he also lets them experiment with colours and styles. Whenever he wins, the ladies of the court fall all over themselves to get his attention. He is childhood friends with Lady Sveta, and when some idiots try to besmirch her honour, he shows why he always wins in melee competitions. His coat of arms is a battering ram.
What nobody knows is that these two rivals have been fucking nasty style after every tournament, both pretending they aren't wishing they could be together, and therefore neither of them knowing about the longing and the yearning the other feels :')
Hudcon giggling and goofing while filming is actually Hollanov jumping through realities. send tweet
i hope we all understand how quintessentially them it is that when yuna asks if shane and ilya have been in love since their rookie season, they both immediately go βno. no no no no noβ with disgusted faces on
And then they have the AUDACITY to look horrified when she asks them what they were, then. Like, what did you expect would be the next question π
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I hope Hudson plays every gay role ever for the rest of forever I need anyone who isnβt Hudson to stop playing gay roles.
Hudson: "sexuality is fluid"
Hudson: "I've always felt left out and lonely"
Hudson: doesn't react when someone calls him queer
Hudson: doesn't react when someone feminizes him
Hudson: completely unphased about heavily making out with men on camera
Hudson: proud owner of the world's largest leopard print underwear collection
These idiots: ugh don't you hate it when straight men are straight

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If you can't buy the Heated Rivalry Canada jacket, and you don't know how to sew... Well, you design a knit pattern and go to town
Seeing as the HR fleece sold out but was also very expensive, I wanna say that this is your chance to learn a craft. This is my WIP β€οΈ
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