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"if you are over 30 on Tumblr the mental illness won" "the aging fanbase of Tumblr" motherfucker if you are over 30 and have been here the entire time it means the mental illness didn't win we are still alive WE MADE IT

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Connor Storrie + offline, confused king
Meanwhile, Hudson
And of course, him not missing a beat responding to Connor's "what's an omega?" "that's a little bottom boy"
being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.
the bosses are allowed creampie while the workers are punished for a simple little hickey. in this essay i will examine sexual politics through the lens of Marxian analysi-
OP, what planet are you from on which it's not MORTIFYING to walk around with visible hickies? Of course that's unprofessional; you're a grown ass man. Grow up!!
Iโm an adult woman who likes to do adult things with other adult women. sex is a part of life. grow up.
Your behaviors and opinions are absolutely those of a male. And sex is a part of life that should be kept PRIVATE from the rest of the world, especially in a professional setting where absolutely no one has consented to witnessing your sex life.
women love to eat my pussy
i think it's really funny how twerfs got super mad at this post
I am so MAD with the performative co-opting of safe BDSM language by idiots who systematically oppose BDSM. "They didn't consent to witnessing your sex life" OP didn't show up with FREE USE written over her tits with a permanent marker. She had a HICKEY which could just as easily be mistaken for any regular bruise or skin discoloration.
That being said, people are very happy to tell you all about how they are "trying to conceive" as this isn't fancy talk for going at it raw all day and all night
Media: this survey which we absolutely didn't read written by people we don't know says that 80% of all people under the age of 25 are lazy. And this applies to all of history and all of future. And all of species of human
PhD Thesis: after many years and 250 pages (excl bibliography and data) I can say that this very tiny group of people exhibits a certain behaviour due to a complex combination of social and physical factors. If i try to generalize my theory without being convincing I deserve to be shot in the head
joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.
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literallyย ok so not a funny story but kind of funny?ย when I was nine I encountered rape in a book and I was like hey mom whatโs this meanย and she explained it and I was like oh. gross.ย and then like two weeks later a girl on the bus abruptly disclosed her csa and we were all like ????? what ????ย but I was like wait hang on thereโs a word for that โ๏ธ๐คย and explained what it meant and that it was illegal and that you could talk to a teacher or my mom if it had happened to youย and everyone was like ohhhhh I see I see and very somberly comforted the girlย (she was safe she was removed from her home and living with my neighbor at the time so it wasnโt Urgent)
And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers donโt want them to.
I know this isn't the most important thing to be learned here but when I was 16 I accidentally read Marquis de Sade's Juliette (who is like, Justine's half sister? I think) which is actually way worse than Salo, iykyk. Like, totally not a read for a teenager but not even most adults.
The most it managed to do was inform me why kink has that "safe, sane, and consentual" rule. It didn't make me wanna torture people to death, it didn't make me write really stupid libertarian political philosophy, and it certainly wouldn't lead me to be imprisoned in the Bastille

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Uhhh have we seen this one before
Because I hadn't and I'm losing my mind
Personal rant but with all the health obsession and thinspiration bullshit and medical misinformation, the only valid reason to lose weight is so that you don't have to knit the bigger sizes of a garment and take forever to finish a sweater
Ilya's fluttery hands when he's overwhelmed by Shane (insp by @gloryhollanovjah)
He doesn't know what to do with his hands when he doesn't have the upper hand โ๐ป
the core ilyaism is just because its a performance doesnt mean its not real
And vice versa, just because something is real doesn't mean it's not a performance
Bigots: if you have a female body and genes you are a woman. If you have a male body and genes you are a man. Can't change that you weirdo
Also bigots: if you have short hair or a slightly more defined jawline or anything other than a skinny hourglass figure or you don't use makeup or you dye your hair weird colours or you don't wear skirts and heels or you do any hobbies that aren't working out/journaling/fiber crafting/whatever I have decided is "feminine" then you're a man
Same bigots: if you don't watch violent sports or you go to therapy or you don't view women as holes or you know how to cook or you hug your bros more than 0.2 seconds or you take care of the children you literally sired with a woman or you recycle then you're a woman

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Like, in the mind of the average bigot, Hudson Williams is their cryptonite. Not only he is extremely successful while being a man of colour, but he actively proves that the excuses for their shitty behaviour are entirely pointless.
He is neurodivergent, but that is never used to justify any sort of social deficiencies. If anything he is so effortlessly charming and charismatic. He does not let anyone place him into strict sexuality or gender boxes, while never appearing to be trying too much. He is comfortable being very close - physically and emotionally - to other men, but he has a long term gorgeous girlfriend. He is from that generation that complains about "male loneliness epidemic", but he has a million friends, many of whom have been his friends for many years. He is working class and has worked in the service industry, but he is quite developed intellectually and keeps wanting to grow. His parents are divorced, and yet he very vocally expresses love and the importance of having an open heart and allowing yourself to be vulnerable. He does not take himself seriously, while managing to succeed in what he does. He used to be an MMA fighter, yet he treats everyone with the most gentleness and respect. He has demonstrably experienced racism and other forms of bigotry, and yet he greets everyone with a smile, appreciation, and encouragement.
No wonder bigots fucking hate him
wdym that's not how the scene went
Something I eat up in fic every time is when Shane calls Ilya pretty or hot or beautiful and it stops Ilya and his low self esteem in his tracks to ask โdo you really think so?โ because Shane never says it and poor autistic blueberry Shane is like โI figured he knew on account of all the very enthusiastic sluttery we engage in togetherโ
Because something something low self worth Ilya spends many years thinking that Shane is into him for his body and the sex and the "forbidden fruit" of it all, expressed perfectly in the "hey, that's not what this is, you and me" scene in ep 6.
Like, Ilya knows he's hot, half on North America is not a small sample size for him to be certain ๐ but that doesn't mean that Shane Hottest Man in Hockey Hollander finds Ilya pretty. Because in Ilya's mind, his only worth is in the things he provides, not who he is.
anyway I hope Gregori rots in Hell and every grape Alexei bites into is mushy
Not the fandom claiming that Shane is the best hockey player in the NHL and Ilya is second best when they are canonically equals๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Like hello did we read the same books or watched the same show?? What is happening? Why are we erasing one of the important aspects about Hollanov when thatโs an essential part of this ship?
Because the fandom generally is always half a step away from hating Shane so they have to make him exceptional and latch on to that
i believe that one of the penalties shane gets a lot is unsportsmanlike conduct. in the nhl, this penalty can be issued for players who argue or challenge the refs calls. now, captains are allowed to discuss a call and rule interpretations with a ref, but you gotta be cordial.
shane โhockeytismโ hollander HATES when a ref makes a bad call. this is literally your job and youre fucking it up?? that was not slashing are you blind?? he gets heated about this, even when heโs just watching a random game. heโs shouting and cursing and making a well-informed case for why the ref is wrong.
hockey refs are notoriously bad so i guarantee shane gets into it a lot. i do think he knows when to quit so he doesnt get an unnecessary penalty but sometimes the call is so bad he cant help but be furious. his teammates have had to physically restrain him on the bench multiple times so he didnt hop the boards and scream at them.
Excellent and hear me out. He gets so upset by any bad call, regardless if it is against this team or the opponent. He always disputes bullshit calls and demands videographic evidence
Which leads to the entire league - the players and their coaches - adoring Shane because He Is a Good Guy And Stands Up For All of Us
Which also makes it even funnier when they get outed and everyone realizes that the love of Shane Sportsmanship Hollander's life is Ilya Raigebaitov

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the part that kills me so much too is that when Shane is high as fuck pitching the cottage one of his talking points is it would be so fun. he literally says it would be so fun. high as fuck and the main thought that filtered through was I wanna kick around a soccer ball in the backyard with you. will you kick around a soccer ball in the backyard with me?
It's basically this exchange
ILYA ROZANOV & SHANE HOLLANDER HEATED RIVALRY (2025 - )