𝕽𝖔𝖈𝖐 𝖒𝖊 𝕬𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖚𝖘

it’s fine to be critical about the books and it’s fine to be critical about the show and it’s fine to be a hater but honestly. the way some people on here are so critical of the books AND the show AND the fanon AND rachel reid AND the cast and crew AND every other thing they can possibly find makes me suspect that. perhaps. they’d be happier not thinking about or engaging with heated rivalry at all

like. it could not be clearer that if you are engaging with the Shane And Ilya Love Each Other story in which the thesis statement is always gonna be ‘shane and ilya choose each other again and again and again’, while thinking that shane and ilya’s relationship is unhealthy and bad and they shouldn’t be together, you’re setting yourself up for misery and would be infinitely happier doing literally anything else

Can't sleep. Surely silently narrating the entire story of the wars of the roses to myself inside my head will help.

sometimes I wish I was a brainless internet poisoned 40 year old darkfic proshipper my god they all seem so happy

only boring ceo x secretary porn behind those eyes

Shane has a competency kink and that includes Ilya being competent at chirping

Shane also has a degradation kink but nobody said it only has to be him that's being degraded 😂

Wait don't forget how he also "fixed" Yuna by making her an Asian Tiger Mom stereotype 😍

This is making the rounds again and i would like to add that the ginger ale is the only sugary thing Shane allows himself. Give my boy the damn soda

Shane accidentally starts a Centaurs movie club. It starts when Shane is watching an x-squad movie while Ilya is asleep on the plane and Wyatt is sitting across the aisle. When the movie ends Wyatt asks Shane if he has ever read the comic which he hasn’t. So Wyatt starts talking about the comics and what is different in the movies. Shane isn’t a comic book kind of guy, but he does like listening to Wyatt and talking about some of the filming process that he knows from Rose. So Wyatt and Shane start watching movies, mostly superhero ones, together on road trips or on the plane if Ilya is sleeping. Then Shane catches a bit of a horror film Luca is watching in the bus in front of him so Shane asks him what the name of it was. Luca, Shane and Wyatt end up watching it together the next night and start rotating who gets to pick the movie. Eventually Evan joins when Shane invites him to watch an action film he knows Evan will like. And it slowly expands beyond hotel rooms and plane rides. The four of them go to the movie theater together or meet up at one of their houses. Some times their partners join because Lisa is never going to pass up the opportunity to watch a superhero movie if it fits in her schedule and Caitlin loves horror films as does Luca’s boyfriend, but Ilya joins the most. Mostly because he is actually on the road trips, but also because he will join no matter what movie they are watching. He prefers it to be a movie he won’t be interested in because then he will lay with his head in Shane’s lap and let Shane play with his hair half asleep. He always pays just enough attention so that Shane doesn’t catch on. (Shane knows what he is doing).