sirius complaining to remus about his boyfriend (remus) because they’re just besties like that
Stop this is so cute and silly. This is pure silly wolfstar fluff, everybody cheer;
Sirius starting the conversation with "oh my god, you'll never believe what my boyfriend did."
Remus loves when sirius does this, yes sirius is complaining about him but how can he care about that part when sirius is so cute and charming about it? Also you best believe he's taking notes.
Remus responds with "what did this guy do this time?" And listen while sirius goes on some tirade about how he left for work without a giving sirius a kiss goodbye, then didnt even put a hearts in his text messages, and then got home late and didn't immediately ravish him. So obviously he doesnt even love sirius anymore.
Remus is in full gossip mode, nodding with complete sincerity and chiming in with appropriately timed "no way"s and "he didn't"s.
And yes maybe sirius adds some embellishments to the stories, so what if his boyfriend didn't actually say "I'm far too busy for you sirius. You know I care about my job far more then I could ever care about you." It adds to the atmosphere and drives his point home.
This is usually when remus breaks character with an "I did not say/do that!" And sirius defends "well maybe not in so many words but I can tell thats what you meant."
And remus starts kissing him obviously, how could he not when sirius is scowling at him and acting all righteous?
He says between kisses "I did give you a kiss this morning, you were asleep, and I didnt want to wake you and get bitten" sirius rolls his eyes and mumbles something about only biting when its deserved.
Then he brings up the "heartless, loveless texts I received though out the day?" Remus apologises for his lacklustre texts and solemnly promises to do better.
Then sirius says "and the most unforgivable crime of all, being late and not immediately throwing me on the bed and having you way with me?" To which Remus says "can I make it up to you now? Please, sweetheart?" and he's looking at sirius with those big brown puppy eyes, so really sirius had no choice but to forgive him and fuck right there on the sofa.
Ahhh I love writing sickeningly disgustingly sweet sappy wolfstar!! Hope you like <3
