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Epileptic Remus and Sirius who's funky little dog powers let him know when Remus is about to seize

I think it's funny how the marketing for tvl was like "the music is awesome! Rock star lestat" and then the first episode everyone, including lestat, is like "this shit is middling to bad"

No one can take Sirius with braids away from me.

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

‘twas the night before the vampire lestat when all through the graves, the creatures were stirring they even were at raves. the tour bus was driving through the streets with care in hopes that the vampire lestat soon would be there

Remus pulling Sirius into the shower after a long night, water cascading down both of them, and washing his hair with careful, massaging fingers. Sirius’s eyes flutter shut, knees weak, because no one’s ever touched him like he’s something precious and filthy at the same time.

sirius tugging on remus’s sleeve. remus glancing at him in question. sirius sending him a wicked smirk. remus immediately bending lower so sirius can whisper in his ear. sirius tracking the movement all the way down before whispering wtv he wanted to with an almost breathless quality. remus being fully aware of the affect he’s having on sirius and smiling smugly.