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because i feel like the "jumping into a pool for an adult to catch you" is a game you only play with like. A Trusted Known Family Friend Adult. so i feel like ilya tragically doesn't have the background to understand that heeding the "uncle ilya! catch me!" one time means that is now. how his day is going to go. there are four of them and they are lining up to take turns. ilya does NOT get a break. he is catching kids and then moving them back to climb back out and then getting ready to catch the next one.

and shane tries, he even tries to ask nicer and then ilya is humming in disapproval, touching his face and saying 'it would be nicer if u asked on your knees, yes?'

and shanes already gone, its muscle memory to get down on his knees for ilya at this point, he finds himself sinking down, tuxedo pants hitting the tile thats probably decently maintained but feels filthy to him now, because ilya said it was filthy, and thats playing in his mind and he barely manages out another plea for ilya to suck his dick, bc he was told to, and ilya laughs

'that is what you want?'

'uh, what? yes. Please.'

'you are the one on your knees, are you sure?' and ilya cups the side of his head and shane is swaying, barely succeeding in his effort to resist diving face first into ilyas crotch 'maybe you do want to suck my dick? you will still have to ask for it.'

and this position is all reflex for shane, hes salivating at the thought, fears of humiliation gone in favor of his desperate need to be good and he says 'please, rozanov? please can i suck your dick?'

(There is no mention at this point of the other girl, with whom she was switched and who until now has believed herself to be the crown princess. The delegates have not brought her back to exchange. The Adamses do not ask about her.)

Abby is nervous but excited to go to Saxony-Coburg and become the princess. When she gets there, via helicopter, everything is weird and old-fashioned and she wishes she spoke better French, but she's having a pretty good time until she discovers that she is officially betrothed to Prince Casimir of Arcania, whom she does not like because he looks like Anthony Perkins from Psycho and his hobby is taxidermy. Also, she has fallen in love with a hot young newspaper reporter who came to interview her on her arrival in the country, so you can see why she doesn't want to marry Casimir, which she is scheduled to do in like five days from now, on her sixteenth birthday.

Additionally, Dolores, the previous princess, just wanders sullenly around the castle now, talking to a stuffed Snoopy dog about how her heart is broken because she is in love with Casimir and will now never get to marry him.

(Casimir has not demonstrated a matching attitude. He seems very stoked to marry Abby. There are multiple scenes, played for comedy, in which he is trying to kiss or otherwise embrace her and she is literally physically running and hiding from him and, in one case, calling her dog to protect her.)

Abby and Dolores eventually team up to help her escape, and there's a scene involving the national gloxinia festival and a jeep and cross-country skis, again played for comedy, and eventually it's revealed that the nurse's deathbed confession was a lie, and Dolores marries Casimir and Abby goes home and takes her midterms.

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift