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i think heated rivalry portrays sweaty musky men very well. we don’t get these fake exercise scenes of some guy just pretending to lift weights or play sport, we get sweat stains and pink faces and veins popping out and i can smell the musk through the screen. im ovulating
Ilya + enthusiastic eating
+ 1: Consistency is key
always almost
hudson fucked up on benadryl at the bell media upfront hallucinating connor storrie like the hat man

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Heated Rivalry + Textposts 30/?
Shane leaving the bar intentionally leaning into Ilya’s space you Know he was planning that move in his head the entire time. Tom Ford spritzed on his ugly white suit jacket trying to get his ex back via pheromones
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Actually, I do want season 2 to blow its music budget on a mainstream song. But it’s not Diamonds by Rihanna, and not even because I dislike the placement of that song. I want them to blow all their money to get the Centaurs’ goal song, DJ Khaled’s “All I do is Win,” because I want the absolutely rancid vibes of Ilya scoring a hat trick and then just skating dejectedly back to the bench while that song plays as their fan (1) cheers, because yeah Ilya got a hat trick, but currently the score is 10-3.
imagining a reporter calling Hollanov a bromance post coming out and Ilya thinks it’s hilarious but Shane gets so angry he goes back to the locker room and punches straight through a piece of drywall

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His name is literally Shane… kind of crazy
i need to see shane hollander plank until failure
I think if Shane had his way, Ilya would be everyone's favorite person.
a selection of photos taken by other people from their first year of marriage:
towards the end of their wedding reception, sun setting, looking rumpled and tired, Ilya kissing Shane's palm while Shane is very seriously talking to Scott Hunter
the two of them with a fan, taken at the dog park, Ilya holding Anya and Shane with one arm around his husband's shoulder and the other trying to prevent Anya from licking the fan's face
Shane Hollander sitting on the Centaurs bench with blood on his face, mouth wide open, Ilya Rozanov gripping his chin and glaring at the gap where Shane's bottom canine used to be
Ilya Rozanov with his fist in the air after a goal, a smear of red in the corner of his mouth
sitting next to each other at team tape review, heads bent together, Ilya's hand on Shane's thigh, Shane's hands sketching out a play in the air
Ilya Rozanov leaning against his car in the airport arrivals line, a coffee in one hand and a forest-green smoothie in the other
Shane Hollander giving his husband the middle finger after losing the shot accuracy competition at ASG by half a second
piggyback racing across the yard with a Pike twin each clinging to their necks
Ilya Rozanov, outraged, with a face full of snow, as his husband doubles over with laughter
wearing identical blank expressions the seventeenth time a journalist asks about their "off-ice chemistry"
Shane Hollander throwing his head back and cackling in a booth at a random dive bar in a random city, Ilya Rozanov grinning into his drink
asleep on the team bus after game 5 of the conference finals, Ilya curled into Shane's shoulder

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oh my god by i-dle is hollanova
like. you must be joking.
the thing about dog shane is that hes ilyas dog with the tail plug in and the the mitts on and the muzzle on but he's also ilya's dog all the time.
he's ilya's dog when he's trying to anticipate all of ilya's needs and give them to him at the cottage and then waiting nice and still to be told what ilya wants next. he's ilya's dog even when they're having sex their regular way (by which i mean the d/s way) and he's following ilya's orders.
he's ilya's dog when he's letting ilya pet him and calm him down and let him stay on his knees when he's overwhelmed. he's ilya's dog when he's in the bathroom following orders for the sake of following orders and the reward isn't what he thinks he will get but what ilya wants to give him and is satisfying to him anyways.
when hes looking to obey an order and do it Perfectly Right Without Any Mistakes he's ilya's dog. when he's upset and snapping at ilya, trying to start a fight so that he can be muzzled, he's ilya's dog.
hes a dog hes literally ilya's dog.