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you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

uh, source?

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

u heard about this shit?

We are fucked

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

this site loves queer people as long as they aren't actually people. as long as you're funny, unproblematic, sexually modest, monogamous and white (that is, marketable) they fucking love queerness. the moment your queer identity involves sex, politics or anything other than enamel pins and gifsets you can go to hell. sorry homos, we got ads to sell. start talking about drag race or fuck off.

this is all rainbow capitalism ever was, a parasitic force that colonised our culture and terraformed it into a sales demographic. i can't stop thinking about our history, all the people who lived and died in the closet, all the political actors who saw aids as a neat solution to a societal inconvenience, all this blood that got spilled just so some cunt in a marketing department could airbrush it out and sell us for straight consumption. have weird sex, show up to pride in bondage gear, get political, be a loud annoying sjw about everything, assimilation got us about ten years of being halfway socially acceptable in a few countries and that's over so please can we just be faggots again PLEASE

I can't believe it's this late on Thanksgiving and I haven't seen Peter Parker had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

I used to think I was manipulative bc I would sometimes make certain facial expressions/use body language that would make people see how I was feeling. Then I realised that that is called expressing yourself and I might be autistic

this may be totally incomprehensible to post-9/11 country music listeners but there was a time country music was only about smoking weed and going to jail

Are you implying that 9/11 created bro country

unironically, yes