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my debut album, transit, is out now. more soon but i would appreciate the listen if you have the time <3

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baby capybara named Tupi via san antonio zoo

datastate

[PT: baby capybara named Tupi (via san antonio zoo) END PT.]

[ID: Four GIFs of a baby capybara (Tupi) with his mother (Luna). In the first, he chews on a reed, comfortably bathed in sunlight. The second and third, he snuggles next to Luna. In the fourth, he stands inside a food bowl and eats his salad. Off-screen, his mother is eating as well, and turns to look at him. END ID.]

screampotato

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

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theramblingvoid

Hit "view post" and lost it

obfuscatingintelligence

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

viviantimmet

(via @yellowocaballero)

ganondorf

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

tedcruzisthezodiackiller

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horce-divorce

"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"

pointless-letters

One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.

pointless-letters

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

pointless-letters

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

pointless-letters

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

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americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

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making this post ruined my life

so here's the thing about bad art in capitalism

if you make bad visual art, that is so cool. put it up for sale, use it to sell commissions, who cares. The people who like it will be attracted to it and might buy it, the rest of the people won't.

But the problem with bad performing arts (and I'm coming at this from a theatre writers perspective) is that you ask people to invest BEFORE letting them see the art. If I write a play, I am asking someone to buy a ticket and invest a lot of their time before they find out if it's any good. And so I think we have a responsibility as artists to only put out our absolute best work in that context! and to recognize if our skills are not yet developed enough to make work that can demand market prices! anything else is scamming people, i'm sorry.

#art #theater #bad art

celiavonhinten

michaelnothing

This twink wishes he was HALF the weirdo.

monkeysaysficus

I love how this sentence could apply in either direction

theworsethingsgettheharderifight

no it couldn't. show gonzo some respect.

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afemalesebastian

Ok, need to make a Very Scientific Poll to settle some marital disharmony:

When making bagels, should you put cream cheese on

before toasting

after toasting

Voting ended onJul 21

#untoasted bagels if they're fresh

gatsblergh

abortion on demand without question apology or moralization

gatsblergh

i literally love abortion. thank god for abortion 🩷

azure-alter

You have to separate the art from the Garfunkel

reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

spiralfucker

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

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loveridden1999

having a hometown is such a fucked up concept. i grew up here so i do not want to stay here anymore. i miss it when i am away but once i am back i realise why i wanted to go away as far as possible from it. i am familiar with every corner of this place i did not realise when it slowly changed into something unrecognisable. i would probably like to be buried here but i'd rather die than live here

lizlemondyke

it’s funny cuz it’s true

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