cherry cherry boom boom

my great irony of my life is being a fat uggo who is incredible at head. i be in my head like they dont know what they’re missing (they have never even considered it and wouldnt want it even if offered alskdkdkdjjd)

if i was as good at anything as i am at taking showers we’d all be eatin good

petsitting is an absolute fucking racket. 25$ MINIMUM PER VISIT. so min $50/day to keep my cats alive while im away. i mean thank god my bestie is taking mornings but she has a lot going on and cant do both, and finding a way for this to happen without me spending literally my whole savings is fucking with me. i was setting myself up to spend $250 absolute max and that would literally cover 5 meowtel petsitter visits. im gonna be sick

so horny my coochie could melt steel

starting to hit the touch starved/horny phase of the breakup and THIS is why i even got in that last relationship lol

and how many hours could i stay up? you could ruin my makeup 😜