cherry cherry boom boom

i want to call her so bad i just wish she still loved me :( i just wish it could have gone how we planned and that she would be there when i come home from my parents. and that she was taking care of the animals and being a good mom to them and not tearing our family and life apart for nothing. i still love her so much and i really wish i didnt bc i dont think she even deserves it but i cant help it. she was genuinely my dream. i dont want it to be true that its over

she can leave me on delivered but she cant stop me from rubbing one out to her memory 💯

i love when old people at the gym are using machines so fucked up or doing the most silly ass fuckin exercises looking like cartoon characters. like this man just did 3x7 allie-oopsies and these two are doing 3x30sec of rail road track hand-crank trolley for cardio. meanwhile the old chinese ladies are as nubile as russian gymists and doing seamlessly coordinated group tai chi routines

holy shit they’re officially starting professional women’s baseball league. i promise not to forget all of you in my new life as a wpbl WAG

i hate baseball so much i want to go home and smoke the weed i bought