and the you in some song

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

i have formed an opinion that isn't worth expressing

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

You CAN look sideways in anger if you’re sneaky about it

what i'm gathering is it's impossible to make a good season 3 of anything in 2026. possibly it's impossible to make a good season of anything at all

she beach on my boys til i create beautiful underrated music

when you reach a certain point of having dermatillomania a pimple you popped becomes something like a summer fling or one night stand you always think of fondly

When we stopped havinf ramparts and shit and therefore stopped being able to pour boiling oil over our attackers from the top of them we lost an important cultureway bla bla what im trying to say is next time youre trying to dispose of cooking oil.. we used to be able to put it in a big pot for the next time u got besieged and u would be doing a service to your community is all im sayig. youre only human your instinct to pour it hot into the sink drain is the result of hundreds or wven thousands of years lf human evolution and best fit environmental adaptation.. all im saying..

in a way jerking off together is kind of deconstructed sex. if you think about it

i mean i hate to be an annoying pedant (no i don't) but technically deconstructivist sex would be more like paraphilias and unusual kinks