and the you in some song

Turns out if you leave them alone together Aang's stupid and Zuko's stupid have a multiplicative effect on each other. The fact the two of them make it through the whole Firebending Masters episode alive is astonishing really.

"Hope this doesn't awaken anything in me," I say of something that's already showered and had breakfast

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

🫩 no i don't think those characters are siblings i think they're friends. I don't think that's their mom I actually think she's their friend. I don't think they're related actually I think they're friends with each other.

Not to indulge in childish fantasies but what if every time I checked the news it wasn’t worse?

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."