sheepfilms
$LAYYYTER
tannertan36
oozey mess
The Stonewall Inn
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
gracie abrams
Love Begins
occasionally subtle
RMH
d e v o n
Phantogram Three
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
Product Placement
The Bowery Presents
Fieri Frames
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Interview Vampire Daily
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@lotussokka
how life felt listening to good luck babe! for the first time on a random day in april 2024
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The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:
You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank
God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription
Boss shit
Literal actual goals
that was intensely satisfying
WELL DONE!!!
I watched the first few seconds, said βis this motherfucker actually,β AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY
eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous
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revisiting an album u didnβt like on first listen and seeing the error of ur ways
tumblr users will be like it's wrong to judge people based on their words and actions
Widescreen TV is homophobic.
Bring back 4:3 so that men have to nearly kiss just to fit on the screen
AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."
#βthat goose keeps laying golden eggs. thatβs stagnation. Iβm going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggsβ#βthat goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. Iβm going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that itβs not as good as a golden eggβ#βthat golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I donβt care that golden eggs take time#if theyβre not constant the goose is worthless to meβ
@thebaldursmouthgazette y u leave all the good stuff in the tags
I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.
They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.
The Penguin: GIANTS! no way! Iβm gonna wave at them THEY WAVED BACK! Holy Shit theyβre dancing with me! My Wife is never gonna believe this OMG I got to dance with a Giant today so cool.
The Humans: Penguin! No way! Iβm gonna wave at it IT WAVED BACK! Holy Shit itβs flapping with me! I got to play with a Penguin today; so cool.
where's the joy and whimsy guy? Have they found this one yet?
@joy-and-whimsy-official
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!
Who am I to deny a penguin some joy and whimsy π§
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i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls
Time to take this post entirely too seriously:
I often wonder if this is why you so commonly see the sentiment that we are in an era of uniquely bad literature, or at least that the fact that most books don't have artistic aspirations and are not aiming to be anything other than mindless entertainment is new. In fact what's new is the idea that everything is worth preserving (and also the internet making it easier to preserve it). The dumb artistically unambitious trash books of the past have survived only sporadically, because people thought of them as literally disposable.
When I was in college I had a professor who was an expert on detective fiction. He had a longstanding beef with the idea that "Murders in the Rue Morgue" was the first detective story. He thought that it seemed way too polished to be inventing a new genre, and also that the whole orangutan business had the vibe of someone subverting preexisting audience expectations and maybe engaging in a bit of stealth parody. With the help of some student volunteers, he went trawling through old magazines and newspapers and found hundreds of detective stories from the early 1800s that just hadn't garnered enough individual attention to be remembered. This was because most of them sucked balls. He created an online archive of them, so you too can read these mostly terrible stories.
I've spent a ridiculous amount of time on Project Gutenberg sifting through forgotten old fiction and lemme tell ya. a lot of that stuff sucks ass.
Tremendously comforting, really.
they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of
cow triangles
and for my favorite character: failed suicide attempt and erectile dysfunction
not to "trying to be chill but can't help noticing how misogyny bleeds through the cracks etc etc" but once you realize that almost none of the cute disney comic relief sidekicks are women you can't unsee it. like that thing only exists to do some slapstick and look cute for plushies. why can't it be a woman. why are ALL of them he/him. it's driving me fucking insane
I would like to formally apologize to everyone. I had no idea what consequences my actions would create but I should have been more careful anyway. I should have remembered this is a Genie Website and I should have clarified that when I want more female nonhuman comedic relief characters, I did not mean I wanted Olaf the Snowman to have an intensely heterosexual love interest in Frozen 3. I will do my best to go through each post with a team of lawyers going forwards to ensure this never happens again.
just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said βyoung lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.β what an electrifying way of speakingβ¦
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putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer
Item: Corset of Visibility
Pair this with a black skirt and boots, and you, too can be a Visigoth.
Pair this with a black
skirt and boots, and you, too can
be a Visigoth.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@gothiccharmschool
we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout
buckle my shoe π
