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Janaina Medeiros
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goddd i just want spider-man's identity to be his own worst but new york city's best kept secret. like i want him unthinkingly taking off his mask and like 20 people see, but if you ask them if they did? no they didn't.
the rule is unwritten, but very enforced. like, there are online communities dedicated to erasing any trace of the spread of his identity. a tourist takes a photo of him and posts it online? it's gone in minutes, and people send DMs to the poster anywhere from "hey, i'm sure you were just excited, but...." to "ill kill u if i evr c you, fuckin bitch".
any information on spider-man is only spread via word of mouth, and only spoken in hushed, awed voices. after several years of spider-man, everyone knows someone who encountered him:
"he saved my cousin. caught a falling billboard from underneath with his bare hands..."
"wow... i've never seen him myself, but he talked to my coworker's daughter for an hour after he stopped a guy from getting a little too handsy. apparently, his smile is 'dreamy'."
these secrets are freely given if you're kind, trustworthy, and show respect for the little guy. but the moment you demand information on him... "i don't know what you're talking about, buddy. he's just an urban legend the news likes to blame the city's problems on so we don't unionize or worse"
so as many times as spider-man ends up with out a mask, or accidentally introduces himself with a name that starts with 'p' and rhymes with 'meter'... on the record, they don't know a thing. because he does his best to help as many people as he can, so it's only fair if they help him a little in return.
Imagine the train passengers kept in touch, first and foremost to cope with the trauma they endured but also over time unintentionally forming a Spidey protection squad
One of them sees Peter as his civilian self walk into their favorite cafe looking really down, ordering the cheapest thing on the menu because he's broke. They recognize his face and anonymously buy him seconds, booking it outta there before he can turn around to thank them
Maybe one of them sees him looking angry/upset/resigned at the newspaper stand with Jameson's headlines spouting their usual bull and they make a point to idle beside him and remark offhand that the guy doesn't know what he's talking about, Spider-Man is a hero. Maybe they let the others know that if they see Spider-Man swing by, to call out something supportive and boost his spirits
Maybe one of them recognizes the young man who's getting beat up on the street right now, not fighting back for fear of exposing his abilities. When it's all over they help him up, offer napkins and a water bottle to clean up, tell him he deserves better. Their heart breaks a little when he chuckles awkwardly and says he's used to it
Maybe it's the first time one of them tries to take a train ride again. Maybe they're starting to feel a little claustrophobic and panicky, until they notice the guy sitting on his own near the front, looking more than a little nervous himself as he watches the tracks blur by. Maybe they take the seat next to him. If anything does happen, they suspect he's the safest place to be. Maybe they make small talk to keep their minds off the journey. And maybe that's when he gives them an odd look, wondering if he recognizes them, but he can't quite put his finger on it before it's their stop
I just like the idea of a little unofficial support network, taking time out of their day to do something good and pay it back this nameless but all too familiar face if they see him

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nothing to be afraid of, just a totally normal check-up from a vampire squid doctor
vampire doc ock owned by @itsartistickiwi !
I loved all of the celebrity cameos and name-dropping in Glass Onion, but the more I think about it, the more I realize how it plays into the characterization of Miles and Blanc.
Miles keeps mentioning how he has hired people like Gillian Flynn, Philip Glass, Banksy, etc. to create things for him. And we get to see how Serena Williams is on-call as a personal trainer for his guests. Butā¦
When Blanc quickly solved the mystery game Miles had set up, my first thought was that it was really contrived and not well-crafted. The Hourly Dong was minimalistic, yes, but not Glass-like. As for the Piece-of-Shit dock, it didnāt seem very Bansky-ish (at least to me). It looked more like a generic ice sculpture than anything - interesting at first glance, but not really much beyond that.
Then, we have Serena Williams literally phoning it in as a personal trainer. Sheās content to sit there and read, as sheās getting paid whether or not she actually does any training.
Miles is quick to drop these names as if all of these talented people are part of his entourage, but the quality of their work-for-hire demonstrates that they donāt give a shit about him and/or actively dislike him.
In sharp contrast, we have Blanc, who is actually close friends with people like Angela Lansbury, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, etc. These people are close enough to him to play online games with him and worry about his well-being. In fact, theyāre good enough friends that Blancās partner can complain to them about how Blanc hasnāt left the bath for a week.
All in all, itās a little thing in the grand scheme of the movie, but it does show just how much thought has gone into the characterization of the two male leads.
Itās because Benoit sees people as people while Miles sees everyone and everything as extensions of his own egomania
Miles is the kind of person who is convinced heās the protagonist in a film about him
Benoit makes friends, while Miles probably thinks of the people around him with the words āSupporting characterā over their heads
I'm reminded of this:
here, have some:
Delicious
Festive Fall Ace Beverages, for you and yours
Cheers
A fat chunk of the Mutuals I vibe with are aro or ace so I am very much inclined to respect my homies
here, have some:
Delicious
Festive Fall Ace Beverages, for you and yours
Cheers
A fat chunk of the Mutuals I vibe with are aro or ace so I am very much inclined to respect my homies

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Iāve never reblogged faster in my life
HOLY HELL YES OF COURSE!
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to āviolating one or more of Tumblrās Community Guidelinesā, but since my wish came true the first time, Iām putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITāS BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didnāt think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT āITS WORTH A TRYā SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didnāt expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever itās just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASNāT SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.Ā
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDNāT THINK IāD GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND IāM HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHITĀ
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok Iāve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL ITāS AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
i really hope my wish comes true
my last two wishes came true, one more couldnāt hurt
SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works
This is AMAZING i wished that I would get into South Korea and I didĀ !!!!!!!!
I wish to go somewhere new this summer and to go to a concert
Iām highly doubtful of this working, but ya know what? Iāll try it. Hereās hoping for a puppy
HE IS SO PURE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
I want to adopt him.
This is for all yāall who donāt understand how terrifying these suckers are.Ā
I know just the man for the job.
This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.
@explainingthejoke ?
The initial image is a size comparison between the statue of liberty and a wind turbine. The wind turbine is over ninety feet (about 28 meters) taller.
A commenter pretended to misinterpret the image as one of a wind turbine attacking the statue of liberty. The next commenter answered with an image of Don Quixote, a literary character who once thought a windmill was a monster and announced his plans to fight it. They are joking that if a wind turbine attacked the statue of liberty, Don Quixote would be willing to fight the wind turbine.
Incidentally, that scene led to the English idiom ātilting at windmills,ā meaning a person who has not only disproportionate reactions of anger, but disproportionate reactions of anger to nonexistent challenges.
So all those people who are fighting to preserve coal jobs and the fossil fuel economy areā¦.
actuallyā¦
tilting at windmills.
I feel like this is one of the very few times where explaining the joke leads to another one that everyone can now understand and laugh at
This an amazing post
Respect.
Holy shit!
who is this
DO ME NEXT
This is Jessie Graff! Sheās a stuntwoman for Supergirl and sheās known for being a BAMF on American Ninja Warrior.
GOALS
ask me how gay I am for Jessie Graff hint: as gay as her leg is high.

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no, really, if you havenāt watched āThe Losersā, youāre missing a fun time
The Losers is about 10x better than it has any right to be.
āThis is Marcus Martin. You may have seen him in another picture- being hurtled in the air as a terroristās car plunged through the crowd of counter-protestors in Charlottesville. Marcus had pushed his fiancĆ©e, seen here hugging him, from the path of the vehicle before it slammed into him. After Marcus was hurtled over the car, the terrorist backed up over him. Miraculously he lived, a broken leg his only injury. This picture was taken at the vigil for Heather Heyer who was a friend of Marcus. Marcus was wounded standing up for what is right.ā
thank you marcus. youāre a hero. ā