Pretty Things 'n' Cats

Kitty got caught creepin’ so he totally nonchalantly ducks out with “the elevator” move 

Kitty got caught creepin’ so he totally nonchalantly ducks out with “the elevator” move. 

“Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is - we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."

From @myfosterkittens: “I think they like me now. They aren’t sthcaredy-cats anymore!” #catsofinstagram

People that say cats have no emotions have never been chosen by one 

Sneak attack failed adorably 

Here he comes with his toy 

Glad to have you, fren 

I’m not sleeping, I’m practicing yoga 🧘‍♂️ 

Fancy seeing you here 

From @vogueandvanillasisters: “Vogue acting on Basic Instinct 🔥” #twitterweek #catsofinstagram