hur durdur dur do dis?

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

[talking about the body i inhabit] “idk i just work here”

STOP MAKING ME LOOK AT SCREENCAPS FROM THAT VELMA SHOW !!! I WANT TO PRETEND IT DOES NOT EXIST AND YOU ARE MAKING IT SO DIFFICULT

thank you :-) thsi is much nicer

I'm single and I will cook for you every day just please do the dishes. I hate dishes. And when I cook there are dishes. This is the one obstacle to cooking. Please.

Shoplift a gender it doesn’t fucking matter

I buy all my gender from hardworking local drag artists, wouldn’t dream of robbing them. Do steal gender from grocery stores tho

always some kind of fucking temperature

being an adult = saying things like "i have dnd tonight so i HAVE to take a nap this afternoon or i WILL be cranky"

Yeah, literally been using masks as needed for protection and as a courtesy to others since 2009…I don’t get why people are so “done” with masks??

i miss the late 2000s trend where artists would play their own romantic rivals in music videos