entschuldigen Sie, aber ich bin schwul

the headcanon that really keeps me up at night is that ilya was a vine star, and subsequently had to deal with the shutdown of vine during 2016 rosegate

Don't jerk off in anger

"uh women do this bad thing too" okay good for herrrr this is double standards wednesday

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

Hi just because youre a gay man doesnt mean you can say whatever you want about women

Calling it the vampire lestat is like calling twitter x

on july 4th 1776, america was founded. this has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.