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the ottawa centaurs are so woke they got the lorax running their social media

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

I like many of you guys

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

another pet peeve of mine in fics is a weirdly reocurring theme of having shane not know anything about movies for some reason

the cens do delight me. they really do. doctor suess ass team. theyre whos down in whoville. harris is placing an order for matching Thneeds

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