entschuldigen Sie, aber ich bin schwul

mike’s hard past couple of months

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

what if we ban europe from the world cup and make one with only countries that people actually like and can cheer for

we can still call it world cup too because we've been calling stuff "world something" while excluding latin america and africa for ages, so it's only fair

for those asking about the usa and canada, of course they would be banned too, I didn't think to say it because they never get close to winning anyway

Has someone made a post yet talking about how Hollanov probably secretly believe that no one has ever been in love like them. Their love is special and different and no one has ever felt as deeply about another person as the two of them. Whenever people find out that they were in situationship hell for 7 years and are shocked, they both, but Shane especially, feel smug as hell because they had the fortitude to hang in there and now they are the most in love with the hottest man alive. They're not just winning, they're beating everyone else at overcoming obstacles to their love.

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

*sees whatever the fandom is doing* there's a really good story happening on the actual show if you want to watch that instead

the only way they could make me willingly watch a farage live broadcast is if it ended with him killing himself on national tv

he didn’t kill himself live on tv (sad) but decided to do something more confusing which is resign so he can run again in the byelection and prove (???) the people (???) love him (????)

i think hayden does ads for royal match