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#a memorial for anyone who might want to light a candle or donate to a wonderful charity in her name #no pressure of course I just want to have her on my blog as much as I can <3

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thejugheadparadox

the thing about david cameron fucking that pig is that it was the best thing that ever happened. I remember showing up for form time and everyone was talking about it and just thinking wow this is going to be the best day ever. And it was. Never felt an energy like it

thejugheadparadox

Wow. I really did not expect this to resonate so much

#prev that was really the cherry on top of it all #uk tag

crossnecklace

ilya dragged shane’s hand to his mouth and spit in it. like fully grabbed his wrist without asking and spit in his hand to better lubricate the dicks that shane was rubbing together in his lap. crucially, against all odds they put this on my tv

#heated rivalry #no but fr im always thinking what did hudson do with the spit…..

loveridden1999

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

I love tumblr where else would I get served an ad for a personalised luxury stethoscope

#rambling gal pal #truly what.

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punksalmons

do you know how bad argentina has done its own pr that the a considerable part of latin american is hoping for spain of all people to win

punksalmons

#really none of them are seeing the light of heaven #maybe one day society will move past the need for a world cup

flightsofwonder

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

flightsofwonder

why does this have 85K notes

randomslasher

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

jaimehwatson

It's so fucking crazy that the Star Trek episode where you first see Spock do the Vulcan salute that would become emblematic of the entire franchise, and the first time you hear him say "live long and prosper," is also the one where he has to return to his home planet to Fuck Or Die but then gets manipulated into a pro wrestling match with Kirk that apparently serves the same function as the fuck option and totally cures him. And this aired as the season two premiere! It was the first time audiences saw Chekov! And it's the one with top surgery Kirk. It truly has it all. Greatest TV episode ever made.

#still to this day the only episode of TOS that i have watched in its entirety #I don’t think I need anything more

chiarrara

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

a-mel0n

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

#2 years is nothing lmao #I’ve known many of you for over a decade now

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in my research in the mafia au tag i have come across a fair few yakuza aus of course but this one is making me lose it because it’s not yuna who’s the head of the family (as you would expect) but shane’s DAD and im like. you can’t be running a branch of the japanese organised crime white baby

#rambling gal pal #tears in my eyes at the image of weeaboo david hollander running a branch of the yakuza

it-will-pass

standing like a goody-two shoes with that dorkass smile after pissing offff his situationship/rivalry/crush #exactly

#and he’s getting a kissy for it!!!!! lucky bastard!!!!!!#heated rivalry

myshangel

shane with his glasses on in his pyjamas watching the pap video of ilya getting in a very bloody fight outside a club and googling demon possession symptoms and vatican exorcist canada

myshangel

and bear in mind the demon is nothing but sweet to shane and is presenting like i love you, i want a life with you, i don't care about hockey i just need you, you're everything ive ever wanted . it's trying sooooo hard to draw shane in because it's what torments ilya the most, and that's how it feeds. it makes ilya watch it have shane in every way he ever really, secretly wanted, with the knowledge that it intends to kill him.

myshangel

AND. shane is Onto Him. the little things are adding up. shane could swear his eyes flashed black at the last face off. his smile is sharper and his teeth feel sharper and, crucially, he isn’t wearing his cross anymore. the way he moves is different, the way he fucks him is different, none of it is ilya. and he’s fucking googling it like bella from twilight and is certain by the end of the night that rozanov is possessed.

so shane goes along with it, because the most important thing is getting ilya back. he says yes, rozanov, i love you too, i want a life with you. yes, we can do that. yes, i’ll meet you here. i’ll fly out after the game. but sometimes he says things like i love you, ilya. i’ve got you, ilya. we’ll figure this out, ilya. and hopes that he Understands what he’s saying, if he can even hear him, that this demon might be acting for him and talking for him but shane DOES love him, the real him, and he IS doing his best to figure it all out.

eventually he gets marlow (italian catholic, so he knows he won’t think he’s crazy) to help him, because he’s ALSO noticed that shit is off with ilya, and through marlow gets sveta involved. rose played a possessed nun in some horror flick a few years ago, and happens to have the number of an actual vatican-approved exorcist. they have a groupchat and everything. so there ARE people who think it’s weird when he and shane just vanish, when they both stop answering their phones, etc etc. so they mobilise the troops and figure out theyre at shanes insane sex condo (demons are too old to know what find my friends is) and demon is Definitely trying to enact its plan to Kill Shane And Make Ilya Watch

luckily the fucking scooby gang get there in time and ilya ends up tied to a chair in one of the empty condos being exorcised . and it works!! and ilya is Not Fine, But Alive and that’s all shane could really ask for, really. shane figures out some kind of half-believable lie to tell their teams, something about ilya helping him out with one of his investment properties and the two of them ending up in some kind of car accident or something. it definitely wouldn’t hold up under intense scrutiny, but shane is running on very little sleep, was almost murdered by a demon wearing the face of the love of his life, and just witnessed an exorcism, so. he’s doing his best. he just needs to buy them some time to figure stuff out, and to let him take care of ilya for a bit. he’s earned it!!!!

#connors is also there because he watched every single episode of supernatural and is like trust me guys. i know how to get this demon Out #heated rivalry

tonysopranoproskater69420

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

xylophonetangerine

I didn't even know they had a category for that

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divorcedwife

if a man puts his hand on your lower back without asking it's literally ok to kill him

guooey

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