entschuldigen Sie, aber ich bin schwul

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

I like to imagine during Ilya’s two year long hole hunt he was constantly bragging about how nobody was ever gonna tie him down. Hanging out with Svetlana like I don’t even have to ask pussy comes to ME 🤑🤑🤑 & then under the table at the club he’s pulling up Jane’s contact going “PLEASE JUST A PHOTO OF THE SLIT PLEASE BABY”

everyone saying carter vaughn pronouns in bio is absolutely correct

sometimes i see a post on here and i’m like this just Dark Fuck Prince all over again

ilya doesn't want to be shane's sexy assistant he wants to be the rabbit he pulls out of a hat

[ID: Ilya edited onto a woman wearing a sexy rabbit coming out of a hat costume. End ID]

Hollanov love calling each other by their first names, it never stops feeling special to them, BUT‼️‼️ ‼️ When Ilya's fucking Shane soOo good, I mean absolutely FILTHY, sweat-slick balls slapping, just really giving it to him, and he bends down mid-thrust while he's shoving Shane up the bed to pant in Shane's ear: "Yeahyeah shit fucking take it, Hollander", not even on purpose, it just slips out, like they're still teenagers, Shane is blowing his load IMMEDIATELYYYY

AND THE REVERSE IS TRUE, TOO‼️‼️ When Ilya's fucking Shane missionary and Shane's thrashing and clawing at Ilya's back so Ilya can tell he's getting close so he starts fucking him juuuust right and Shane throws back his head in gasping ecstasy and just moans "OhHh god oh fUck, Rozanov!!" You bet your ass Ilya is going fucking crosseyed