entschuldigen Sie, aber ich bin schwul

retirement wag era ilya WILL be trying to get himself cast on some shitty reality shows

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

He’s so boyfriend here! He just wanted to cuddle with the boy he likes and have him stay longer than to have sex, and make him food, and fall asleep together 🥲

imagine being on twitter debating dumb shit right now when you could be talking about cock on tumblr

this broke containment and no one knows it was about Ilya Rozanov’s foreskin

Of which he has a respectable amount, if consensus is to be believed

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

i asked the mold in my water bottle and she said something beautiful & true

ilya having a relationship with shane and seeing the hollanders all interact and it hits him how not normal his childhood was for one thing there is no babadook in the hollander’s basement