entschuldigen Sie, aber ich bin schwul

when carter vaughn is the one to introduce svetlana and elena… then you will all see

i want to be clear this is a svetlena post. ✂️👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾🏳️‍🌈👩🏾‍❤️‍👩🏾.

I just don’t think scott hunter would’ve voted for mamdani…….

the true heart of any fandom is not in the main tag

skipdivorce is fun to me bc I have no stake in scott and kip as characters. if shane and ilya got divorced I would kill myself

skip's divorce being scott's fault bc he was in the dms of a 20 something OF model and scott is like But Babe I'm experiencing a midlife crisis and scott's like in his 50s by this point and kip is late 30s. and scotts like fully off the deep end like publicly crashing out on instagram stories and he's showing up in the background of instagay reels looking extremely tan and very bloodshot. ilya opens instagram to see scott advertising male supplement pills like offbrand viagra and testosterone protein powder but the thing that truly sets ilya over the edge enough to call kip is when he sees scott DJing in fire island with an entourage of twinks with vapes behind him playing the worst edm he's ever heard

the worstbest part is that count binface's policies actually do sound more realistic and more like something i want than farage's. yes please build one affordable house. please cap the price of croissants and 99 flakes. wifi on trains that works? thats the best policy ive heard in years

my favorite thing paul does in interviews is when he mentions a beatles song and then starts singing it to make sure people know it, like he'll say "we were performing she loves you, you know 'she loves you yeah yeah yeah...'" like you literally don't have to do that. everyone knows that song. you are paul mccartney

My personal favorite is when he goes to tell and a story and he prefaces it with "you know, john and I- john lennon and I-" like yeah no we know that. we know who john is. you are the beatles

I’m like the opposite of a catholic. all sex is fine except sex for reproduction