entschuldigen Sie, aber ich bin schwul

everyone manifest england loses tonight because i cannot with the idea of people going around honking their cars at 3 am to celebrate

is it any surprise that ilya latent suicidal tendencies rozanov was a club rat in the early 2010s when every single song was a variation of Tonight Is Literally The Only Night Worth Being Alive We Are All Killing Ourselves Tomorrow

AND!!!! I think ilya deserves to have his stag night be to a 2010s themed club night so when he hears grab someone sexy tell ‘em hey he can grind up on his future husband (blissfully wearing loop earplugs and buzzed on one singular shot of vodka)

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

Xena’s amazing costumes.

like did you know that trees lower the surface temperature by up to 19° and grass by up to 24°... access to green space is access to safety in a climate crisis and it is a massive site of inequality because poorer areas tend to have less green space and thus get hotter. urban trees are an equality issue as well as a climate issue. sorry it's not a magic bullet that solves everything but sometimes you need to pick an issue that helps a bit and focus on that. this might not be yours. it's likely going to be mine in the future when my health issues allow me to take it on. if we each pick a thing we can make a difference