it just gets better

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

Lil nas x coming back during pride month to tell us hes been taking care of his physical and mental health, finishing rehab and getting treatment for bipolar disorder, and telling us that he is excited to not only make new music but also just to live his life???? And during mens mental health awareness month????? Oh i missed him bad

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