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mo dao zu shi tarot art
magician | nie huaisang
wheel of fortune | jin guangyao
the hanged man | mo xuanyu
death | wei wuxian
the tower | jiang cheng

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just some silly nonsense inspired by kictor’s stream today
Little Bingqiu fluff comic from brainworms
AU where Shen Yuan transmigrates into one of the unnamed peak lords, and everyone mistakes him for having a crush on Shen Qingqiu because they can't figure out why else he keeps going over to Qing Jing Peak and trying to like, interfere in the man's business.
Yue Qingyuan keeps trying to nobly give him his blessing, after all if he makes Shen Qingqiu happy then this is all that truly matters, meanwhile Shen Yuan is ??? because as far as he can tell Shen Qingqiu would be perfectly pleased to see him drop dead.
Which is accurate, because unlike Shen Yuan, Shen Qingqiu is definitely aware of what people are saying and yet cannot figure out if that's actually what's going on. He keeps receiving his shidi with icy politeness and every possible passive-aggressive discouragement, but even though Shen Yuan sometimes gives indication of intense disapproval, he also just keeps coming back.
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It is very difficult to write Shen Jiu wanting Shen Yuan around and caring for and trusting him while still trying to stick with an at least half decent attempt at canon, but I think I stumbled onto the best way accidentally. Shen Yuan makes no attempt at pretending he likes Shen Jiu at first unless it is in front of others, but still chooses to stick by him time and time again. He is honest and brutal about his intentions, but they aren't necessarily selfish intentions, the goal is first and foremost 'give Shen Jiu help'. Shen Yuan complains every step of the way that the System has tasked him to take on the impossible task of helping him through his issues and trauma, but he does the seemingly impossible task anyway, and as far as Shen Jiu is willing to concern himself with, no one else has done that even when they didn't think it was impossible.
In my Alternative Route AU, I am obsessed with the idea that being nice doesn't come very easily for Shen Yuan. We already see this a bit in canon, but I want to work with that idea more when he has more freedom.
Shen Jiu believes that Shen Yuan is just rude to him because Shen Jiu is Shen Jiu and no one likes him, but once he makes progress into being a better person, Shen Yuan admits that being nice to others is difficult for him too, and that if all the thoughts in his head were what he had to say, he would be even more hated than Shen Jiu by some people.
The lesson wouldn't settle in immediately, but at some point, Shen Jiu does take those words to heart and realises that it isn't as black and white as 'You are completely good and innocent' and 'you are cruel beyond words and deserve it' and that even if he does believe his nature is inherently cruel and irredeemable, maybe he can try and convince others it isn't anyway. And maybe one day he can convince himself as well.
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A sketch that turned into Yin Yu, and I like it enough to share it

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A funny concept I have never seen in Shen Jiu centric or disciple era fics but someone really should have written before.
Yue Qi, dragging blood covered seething feral teen Shen Jiu to the Peak Lords: "this is Xiao Jiu, he is my friend and he saved my life and killed a demonic cultivator. Can we keep him? Pretty please"
Qing Jing Peak Lord, deciding adopting a malnourished teenager he literally watched on magical cultivator television kill several disciples and then his own master, like that's not going to stab him in the back: "dibs, lmao, this'll be hilarious."
Writes the name Xiao Jiu (not Shen Jiu, it's important for the hilarity) in the book where the disciples names are recorded ...but not the characters for Little Nine. Because of homonyms. Instead the book reads his name as 晓咎 (Xiǎo Jiù).
This character for Xiao means the dawn/daybreak or to understand. The character for Jiu means to fault/blame, or Misfortune/Disaster. Poetically his new legal name can be translated to "Dawn of Disaster" or "To Understand Misfortune". Very in character. But why is this funny? Its funny my friends because of this.
Disciple, waving cheerfully: "Yo, Xiao Jiu! Are you heading to the library?"
(Intent, respectful: "Greetings, Ominous Harbinger of Doom! Shall we study?")
Shen Jiu, stops dead in his tracks, fan snaps shut and his eyes narrow into slits: "Kill yourself."
(What he heard, insulting: "Yo, Little Trainwreck! Off to read some books?")
And, because of this ...For the rest of his life he is referred to as Xiao-shixiong or Xiao-fengzhu. He has to keep a straight face as he's basically called a hot mess to his face all the time and because he's never certain if his sect mates are calling him little senior brother/or our little peak lord or not.
And it's all Yue Qi's fault. Forever. It does not matter if the qijiu misunderstanding gets cleared up because Shen Jiu is going to kill him for telling everyone his name is Xiao Jiu.
Bonus: whenever Yue Qi calls him "Xiao Jiu" he can't say don't call me that and not make different misunderstandings because that's his name as far as everyone is convinced. Now everyone thinks Yue Qi is being incredibly overly familiar with the pissiest disciple on the peak, leading to Yue Qi getting saddled with a reputation as a pushy cut-sleeve who likes the fierce cold type.
the best time to read percy jackson is when you’re at peak middle-schooler awkwardness and haven’t read enough literature by more experienced writers to judge it for its mistakes. if you start it after taking more than one high school english class, you might have standards that can get in the way of enjoying a teacher’s first try at writing a five book series that diverse characters, written in a literary atmosphere where any fiction with characters with politicized existences were meant to be mocked and smothered into oblivion. but if your spirit is youthful enough to ignore the often noticeably new-at-this and just-trying-their-best writing, it's magical and will cling to you forever like a parasite, and as you age, the ghost of its literary potential will occasionally possess you and show you versions of the original material that are the coolest shit since people in stompy boots and eyeliner. the community of old fans possessed by ghosts of literary potential welcomes you with open arms. the prophecy foretells that this country of refugees will one day leave their camps in Ao3 and Tumblr to storm an office and hold a publishing company exec at gunpoint, and the ghosts will live again
Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.
I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'
Like... come on man, 310 pages isn't even what I would've considered a particularly long book as a kid.
nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

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You might be wondering "if you headcanon Liu mingyan as a lesbian why do you keep giving her a boyfriend in aus" and that's because mingyan in pidw canon never had on-screen sex with Luo binghe. It's entirely possible she's out there dating men without kissing or fucking them or hell even holding their hand. She just keeps telling men she'll give them her number if they make out with their homeboy and they do it and it makes her fujoshi heart sing. She keeps pushing her "boyfriend" to be gayer and gayer and no one can break up with her because she's too pretty
Liu Qingge: mingyan, this is my friend shen yuan. Shen yuan this is my sister mingyan
Mingyan: oh he's cute and just my boyfriends type, I'm gonna call Luo Binghe over asap
Shen Yuan: I am straight because I love reading straight sex scenes! Off topic, Liu Mingyan is my favourite harem member because she never has sex with Binghe