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Shen Yuan, internally: Ah, this veiled beauty must be Liu Mingyan. She is much older than I expected her to be, if she is already an adult and Luo Binghe isn't even in the sect yet.

Shen Jiu: I recommend you stay away from him as much as you can. Liu Qingge is a cunt.

Shen Yuan: THE WAR GOD??? He's too pretty!

Liu Qingge, completely confused as to when Shen Jiu got a brother: Thank you? Wait no, fight me.

Shen Yuan: Oh no, I'd like to keep my bones intact. But know I am a massive fan. Let's be friends.

Shen Jiu: Oh okay, so you're just going to go against everything I say, some brother you are.

It's been a long journey guys, but we're finally here with the results of our big season two round robin finale!

In 4th place - Dick Grayson/Nightwing (DC)

In 3rd place, with one win - Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

In 2nd place, with two wins - Starscream (Transformers)

... and in 1st place, with three wins, our 2026 Mpreg Champion -

YUE QINGYUAN FROM THE SCUM VILLAIN'S SELF-SAVING SYSTEM!

I don't know how, but you crazy bastards really managed to pull it off. I hope the Sect Leader is very happy with his dozen mini Xiao Jius.

Former contestants from various danmei series get an opportunity to become Yue Qingyuan's baby daddy. Let's go!

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

My final piece of propaganda for the poll between my loser boy Yue Qingyuan and Gomez Addams (whom we all love and admire) - I believe Gomez & Morticia would give the win to YQY. (He never gets any wins.)

The Qijiu tragedy is too delightful, they'd love to help. And perhaps it doesn't really matter who the child's father is (will YQY get to be their third? We can only know if it gets YQY pregnant). That would drive SJ crazy. And babytrapping is also an option. Decisions decisions...

And YQY is being persuaded. If it will get him closer to Xiao Jiu... or perhaps to even get to carry XJ's child...

wretched beginning, wretched end

Xiang Fei: Hey! I'm not sexist!

Shen Yuan: Then explain this disgusting writing!

Xiang Fei: I write everyone that way. Continue to the next sentence

Shen Yuan: "...and Luo Binghe breasted boobily after." Huh

Shen Yuan: You're still a gross pig, just not a sexist one

Shen Yuan hates the new extra. Obviously. He hates the implications on canon, he hates that his likeness was used, and most of all he hates that the cucumber maiden acts nothing like him.

skeren : #svsss#[[I love this but I just know that Cucumber Maiden would actually be hilariously IC and SY just can't see it]]

mu-qingfang-stan-account : #diversity win: your unreliable narrator is gay#diversity win: your stallion protagonist was gay the whole time!!!#shen yuan#luo bingge#binggeyuan

bafflednpc : #svsss#SY: The Real Actual Merger of the Three Realms Demon Emperor Luo Binge is in my apartment#and I can't even brag about it online because everyone will call me cucumber girl#SY: Lord Luo I would be honored to assist you in whatever quest you are on. BUT there is one condition#SY: you CANNOT fall in love with me#LBH who hasn't even said anything yet: . . . This lord thinks he will manage.#and within 24hrs LBH has determined this IS his kind shizun and he WILL seduce him#meanwhile SY is dodging seduction attempts and wife plots#because he REFUSES to be turned into a woman or WORSE#allow airplane to have been right abt anything ever

sunderwight : #svsss#fully believe this is a scenario where shen yuan would hunt airplane down (find xiang fei) and then hunt him down again (for sport)

thetablestspoon : #i think shen yuan would eventually realise that the extra is#in fact#not happening#but for that period of time#CAN YOU IMAGINE THE PURE HORROR IN THAT MAN'S VEINS?#the worst porn you've ever read#and now it's somehow becoming real#i would just die#and knowing sy's tendencies#he might just too#svsss#scum villain self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#shang qinghua#xiang fei#luo binghe#luo bingge#binggeyuan

wastedwastelandme : #the scum villain's self saving system#“SY's terror at being trapped in a story with an inevitable terrible ending blinding him to what's really happening” Take 2!

It‘d probably take a while until SY is assured everything is well, at which point he will flip them over AGAIN, lay down like the pillow princess he is and go "ok, you may continue pushing me down now" while pretending that entire embarrassing interlude just didn’t happen.