everybody in the whole place (whole place) clap

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book

The electro magnetic connection between Ray Toro’s head and his bandmates’ shoulders is my favorite thing in the world

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

Speaking my truth! Short chubby men with big baby doll eyes are a superior type. I'm talking Harvey Guillen in wwdits, I'm talking Josh Gad in Murder on the Orient Express. Little dudes with round faces and the prettiest brown eyes on the planet. Tousled hair? Extra points

Fuck it welcome Charlie Saxton to the fold

indeed dot com slash jobs slash charlie saxton

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

It’s a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks aren’t in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows aren’t explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they don’t even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. I’m fining you one million gold coins.

it was the goat blame the goat