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DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

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sandmandaddy69

thinks too hard about how I have casual conversation with a man who has collaborated with Bruce Springsteen and gets lightheaded

#fuck my Baka life fr!!!!!!!

carlottagiudicellivevo

I’ve seen a few posts about how Gavroche’s death keeps him from becoming Montparnasse, and I get it, but something I keep thinking about is how badly Gavroche wants to be a good person, how much he tries to make do on very little. How much he distances himself from his criminal parents. How honest he strives to be. How much he wants to help out from a really young age despite the disadvantages of his birth and the fact that those are his parents, how much he wants to be useful. How much pleasure he gets out of catching a liar and being praised for his hand in justice being done there.

Oh. I think we’ve seen this movie before.

#OH..........

onceuponawhine

Your maternal grandfather:

Fuck that dude

Meh (leaning negative)

Meh (leaning positive)

Love that dude

I don't know her

Another nuance

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onceuponawhine

Your paternal grandfather

Fuck that dude

Meh (leaning negative)

Meh (leaning positive)

Love that dude

I don't know her

Another nuance

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#my mom's dad. did his best. but he was a cop from Orange County (ifykyk)#dads dad met like twice and left no impression on me. military man idk also did his best ig

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matttheratking

I think it's so funny that nearly all my celebrity crushes boil down to "I thought he was a weird looking guy and his fans were weird for being attracted to him" that became "yeah okay I get it but I'm still gonna dunk on him" that then became "oh no I knocked on enough doors and the devil appeared I'm gonna start barking at his picture"

matttheratking

Me at my celebrity crushes: listen up losers- except you Orville Peck you're an angel and we're happy to have you

key-pair

in case folk outside the UK aren't abreast of our news, the British press just hounded a black academic to death

key-pair

a rough timeline of events (from memory, there may be inaccuracies, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong)

Cambridge professor of sociology Jason Arday is accused of plagiarism by another academic

the accuser is a "race realist" who believes that in a true meritocracy all university professors would be white. this is somehow not acknowledged much during the entire ordeal

this leads to several days of media coverage demanding an investigation, or that Arday is expelled from his post immediately

somehow this accusation that has no effect on the lives of 99.99% of the population becomes FRONT PAGE NEWS in all the newspapers for multiple days, above anything else happening in the UK or the world at large

following intense media scrutiny, Arday resigns his post as a Cambridge professor

today, august 14th, days after resigning, Arday is found dead at his home in Battersea

the British tabloid press remains, and will always be, fucking evil

#oh fuck #i just watched a podcast covering this. Jesus christ

gh0stienj0yer

the perfect blue of it all

I'm not a fan of mcr but I just saw them in nash (as emotional support for a friend. I don't hate them I just never got that into their music) and they were pretty good it was enjoyable if u ignore the heat. I fear u may have gotten my hopes up tho bc there was far less kissing than I thought there would be. anyways I never personally found mr way particularly attractive, but seeing him drenched in a gallon of sweat screaming his lungs out and spitting on the stage. yeah I get it now.

Yeah you're about 20 years too late for the kissing unforch

I'll be honest uh Gerard Way does nothing for me I find them pretty sexless I just appreciate the game

#real bitch knows real bitch #idk how I got your hopes up either ykgkddgksgjgsjfsj i don't tell people they're macking up there

jame7t

just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today

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damazcuz

Ugh who closed last night, twisted amalgamations of flesh and fur are everywhere 😑 🧹

#opening the bar when *redacted* worked weekend 🙄

thefoundationsofdecay

GOT HIS ASS

#YAY MY TOXIC HETSLOP YAYAYAAAYY

ill-serve-it-in-draag

can she do this to me

#YESSSSSSS YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS #MY TOXIC HETSLOP

sosaysdean

SHE DRAGGING THE CLERK OFF STAGE BY HIS HAIR

#YAAAAAYYYYYYYYY YYYAAAAAYYYYY #I KNOW ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAS PICS OR THE STREAM CLIP

loverboy-iero

BREAKING NEWS: Sources have told me that The Clerk has a new costume for tonight

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you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

How much does this effect you?

Nothing changes

It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty

It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out

I don't know if I'll be able to live like this

Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?

I might just kill myself

Results/other

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thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

#cant walk on holy ground #brother that hasn't been an issue in like 15 years