I imagine you as being no older than 25, but your personal chronology doesn’t really make this possible or realistic. Can you do something about this?
The curse of having been a kid who was seen as "mature for his age" because he was just really good at copying the register of the adults around him is that you're basically stuck sounding ambiguously twentysomething forever.
Prokopetz here has previously made reference to having personal memories of the mid-90s. If we assume he was five years old in 1995, that would probably make him 36 now (in 2026).
Frankly I'm treating that as a lower bound, but that's also as far as I'm going to push it.
I'm turning 43 on Sunday.
happy birthday!





















