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idk which transgender bitch needs to hear this but u are better than everyone else

goodbye discord hello drinkting motor oil

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

friends can be neck deep in a carcass with me btw

I hope bad things happen to evil people

Hell yes I have a sigil now folks

cutting a glory hole in the fourth wall

galadriel voice "things that were once $5 are now $20"

there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

Skyrim obsessed modder has attempted to start Skyrim 47 times

if i hadnt bought that takeout that wasnt even very good on impulse 4 years ago i would be financially stable by now