potatoes are a love-language

ohh my god but what if there is still time. what if there is still time. hey. there is still time? there is still time. have you heard. there is still time. hi. there is still time. did you know. there is still time.

Somehow the only grocery delivery timeslots available for where I live were either 14:20-16:30 when I’m still at work, or 20:20-22:00 which is past my bedtime… I shouldn‘t complain when someone else gets my stuff to me but I’m so tired 😭

Tim will be here in three minutes just enough time to really enjoy my social anxiety wrt: how to seem normal?? like should I watch him pull up into my driveway or is that weird ahhhh

Tim is blasting Britney Spears, I love him

Somehow the only grocery delivery timeslots available for where I live were either 14:20-16:30 when I’m still at work, or 20:20-22:00 which is past my bedtime… I shouldn‘t complain when someone else gets my stuff to me but I’m so tired 😭

Tim will be here in three minutes just enough time to really enjoy my social anxiety wrt: how to seem normal?? like should I watch him pull up into my driveway or is that weird ahhhh

Having ADHD is like....I have to...work up the energy to watch...a new television show 😩

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

pro tip if you're ever stuck on a math problem you can try meowing at it. It wont help but you CAN try it.

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

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