eight-ball, coroner's pocket

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

theres basically nothing that will make you want to kill men more than reading a comic book though

We genuinely need to kill and eat anyone who likes music

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow