rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all

Imagine how bad that first post-nut clarity hits for a freshly married mormon

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

I always wanted to fuck wreck it ralph . I dont have time for that any more Im looking for someplace secluded to lay my eggs