blackwall's husband

“If they wanted too, they would” wrong. I have executive dysfunction. go fuck yourself

“If they’re not showing you effort, they’re not interested” bro I can barely show interest in my own hobbies. get down off your pedestal a moment

I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with relating to characters, “they’re literally me” etc but if that’s the only way you engage with stories you’re kinda missing the whole point of Characters being vehicles through which we can see perspectives outside of our own. and also you’re going to get upset when the Character acts in a way that is not Personally Relatable to You

doubly for shipping. at risk if biting the hand that feeds me, a well written fictional relationship should ideally be more than a didactic template for how to have a nice relationship

“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

What

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

My reading comprehension isn't that bad

They did used to soak wool in aged piss. Just a fun little wool history fact for you.

dont they still do? right @systlin? people still use piss for wool processing?

and i do have to raise my eyebrows at "feminist" redesigns of characters where they just shrink down the woman's breasts. hey so you're aware that the size of them is not the problem it's how it's framed and the writing of the character. right.

god great comet is an insane musical. it's an adaptation of about 70 pages worth of war and peace. half the lyrics are just straight english translations of conversations from the book. it doesn't rhyme. it's entirely sung through except for one single line in the second to last song. it's technically a love story between two people who don't even meet until aforementioned second to last song. josh groban is there

He got the shark equivalent of the 2am zoomies.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot