blackwall's husband

anyone else think it's kinda fucked up that the wise men went to little baby jesus and brought him a frankenstein. really scary

now that you mention it, it’s dawned on me suddenly and for no obvious reason that i can’t go on living as i am

what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style

dragon age pisses me off because i'm always like no i'm done i'm finished and then i find myself thinking about it still from time to time. its like the ex-husband i'm 99.9% over but then that 0.1% comes back to bite me in the ass

one of the biggest mistakes they ever made in dragon age was writing spirits as if they know the objective truth. that's literally boring and i'm beating you with hammers

they're formed from the thoughts and feelings of mortals and from mortals' ideas of a certain concept. they should be anything but the objective truth

the reason sex scenes exist in fiction is because sometimes people have sex but also to find out what the characters are lying to everyone including themselves about by wrapping that agonising vulnerability in a treat like giving medicine to a dog

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat