thick skull

Don’t forget journalist!

men refuse to admit the world largely revolves around them due to horrific misogynistic violence they've done for centuries minimum

"im just a little guy" but you do reap the benefits of misogyny

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

i love sibling estrangement as horror. Only one person in the entire world has been through what youve been through and they deny it . Awesome

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”