Dandelion fluff and some other stuff

right before you have major life commitments is the perfect time to get into a new fandom

the deltarune fandom is divided between people who can read and people who make shit up and get mad when it isnt true

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

BONNIE TYLER DIED IM SO FUCKING SADDDD

do you think the pieces from chess are all actually mad at each other or are they just like actors

No nipple top surgery + pasties combo so funny like. Wanna see something cool under these? Hah, its Nothing. #mynothing

I think it's pretty cool that Merlin is okay with murdering someone every week. Always makes me sad when they make him well-adjusted in fanfics. Let that man be insane

literally everyone loves heated rivalry until lena dunham makes a gay porn joke at taylor swift's wedding

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position