Dandelion fluff and some other stuff

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

if you keep training you'll be able to climb a toddler head, then a teen head, and finally a big adult Easter Island head

biggest pet peeve is when people act like you being cynical about showing vulnerability to them is because youre damaged and irrational. as if being taken advantage of emotionally and physically isnt incredibly common

It Still Is

like honestly it's basically the worst choice you can make in life. you're opting out of life itself and making everyone hate you. getting hurt hurts but refusing to get hurt is incomparably worse. you have to be foolish in this life. you have to literally choose to be foolish

how to fool yourself for beginners tutorial

biggest suspension of disbelief in TV and movies is when the narrative tells you that a character is plain/ugly/unattractive but theyre all cast with hollywood actors in perfect hollywood makeup so the actual gap between them and the 'hot' characters is a spot the difference game.

Odysseus' ship is a Viking longship. Telemachus is wearing a shirt and pants. Agamemnon is beardless and has MF DOOM's helmet. The Trojans used brutalist architecture. There is no color to be found in any costume or on any set. Christopher Nolan deserves to be gored and trampled by a large mammal.

my personal experience of Iron Lung is sooo special to me. i watched the movie in the cinema but i had poured a 15% ABV alcoholic energy drink directly into my slushy which sank directly to the bottom, failed to consider this, essentially skulled that whole drink before the credits were even finished and was so drunk i dont remember any of the movie other than that i continued to sip my second drink every time markilplier said "fuck" or "when there was blood on screen" and then tried to rewatch it in 144p on a projector on my BLUE living room wall where it looked like the evil version of Iron Lung where instead of blood it was shit. not had any thoughts about the movie ever since and i think thats very beautiful. someone tell Markiplier im sorry.

It’s important that everyone knows he lives in my house

realised i meant trailers and not credits, killing myself