collecting homo's for collection

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

Colombia hagamos un pacto de sangre

the thing about the simpsons that none of you seem to understand is that they're literally a group of funny characters (homer bart marge lisa maggie moe mr burns principal skinner) but they can also be seriously emotional

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

en mi dictadura mi partido seria el frente transportista de la nacion y me encargaria que se pueda llegar a todas las puntas del pais en tren. el bondi sera el proximo paso cuando la infraestructura que conlleva una super sensual red de trenes. despues, el subte llegara a la general paz. y cuando me reelijan (a este punto sere tan amada que puedo armar una oligarquia) habra subtes en todas las capitales del pais

*recordando que tengo que añadir puntos de sustento economicos a mi presentacion de mi utopia socialista-transportista* tendremos suficientes trenes que se podra alquilar trenes personales en circuitos paralelos *veo interés del 30% de la audiencia* pueden organizar fiestas y orgias en los vagones *aplausos*

tiene que venir uno a hacer la menem a la inversa venir y hacer campaña con politicas neoliberales y cuando todos lo voten empezar a nacionalizar y expropiar todo

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

i went to tautology island and i was there visiting the island