collecting homo's for collection

You all just want me for my mediocre posts and my unremarkable penis

Are we friends.... Are we cutes.... Are we yay....

squidward really was such a dramatic faggot we don't talk about it enough. he bought a cemetery plot with a tombstone that said "here lies squidward's hopes and dreams". and he quietly yet tearfully laid flowers at it. and like he was doing that for no known audience. he didn't know mr. krabs was watching. faggot hijinks that make rupaul look masc.

certainly there are more of them now than there have ever been but it's crazy how "annoying dude who thinks he's just like the romans" has been an unfortunately common Type of Guy for well over a millennium

hey just wanted to let you know that that angelic corruption doujin you sent me is full of dualistic heresies.

Forever gutted that pokemon finally got a cute dolphin pokemon but then they made its evolution a so fucking ugly it looks like one of the mutated fish from Dredge

i hope all mutuals who i never talk to are having a good day

punished by the council

i hope every straight woman on the planet realizes she doesnt have to date shitty guys or guys at all for that matter seriously being single is better than whatever this is

it's 5am time to investigate

sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

hey um. sorry. this is awkward but. when I use my wicked blade to cleave the world in two... would you wanna like. be on the same half as me?