collecting homo's for collection

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

Idk man my nervous system gets regulated from walking really really fast and elbowing groups of people taking up the whole sidewalk. like that’s what makes me feel at peace

Were you hurt by my cruelty ?

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

Everyone has a secret pronoun

we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers

I had a dream about getting stuck in an elevator 4 times in a row and I work in a place with an elevator that I avoided until I realized that was stupid and took the damn thing and you'll never guess what happened when I reached my floor