collecting homo's for collection

Dw it's just entertainment it doesn't influence how I behave or think. Dw it's just fantasy it doesn't influence how I behave or think. Dw it's just a joke it doesn't reveal anything about how I behave or think. What determines how I behave and think, you ask? Uh, my eternal goodboy niceperson soul. obviously

L + ratio + i knew him well + a fellow of infinite jest

i am a SUCKER for characters who start out as copies of other characters but eventually become their own people, their own identities, completely different from who they once reflected

noticehow everyone was defeaated

thank god for breasts *remembers im atheist* thank science for breasts

can we make this thing go viral

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

your 20s are about elves, your 30s are about continued meditations on the elf

once you hit your 40s it's time to find an elf

Fuck I hate elves god damm it

you've got 2 years left of that but then you have to make some changes

Just trying to be someone's derpina