Alexus Johnston's killer?

eating peach that was touching a moldy one maybe i’ll get food poisoning and not have to go into work tomorrow

if you can’t grow a full beard and choose to have facial hair you will look like shit regardless so quit trying you look disgusting

i think the elon musk nazi salute thing will always be this little "2020s in a nutshell" moment for me. the adl taking the time off their busy schedule of noting every instance of someone saying "free palestine" as an antisemitic hatecrime to swoop in and reassure everyone that was definitely not a nazi salute as mr "judeobolshevik shadow elites are transing our children to advance white genocide? interesting. looking into it" would never

they really do need to torture and kill elderly pedophiles they think they can get away with it bc they’re old

i really think when southern people say "i got no use for him" that's an insult that could only have evolved in a society that evolved around owning human beings lol

i'm sure he's suffering terribly but i wish my boss had considered that moving might take more than one day bc now im breaking in my new shoes by working two doubles in a row

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When did i rise

without jace this podcast would be nothing

ppl on here used to make a big show of hating the movie idiocracy because it was pro-eugenics but the real reason was they instinctively identified with the judge, jury, and prosecution in the kangaroo court scene, and didn't like how the movie made them feel about that

spring is a warm kind of cold and fall is a cold kind of warm. you understand