cherry babe

@revlthing have you just laundered it can’t go out without a crisp bandana

@dieorskate you can’t pick just one parker each episode were television dynamite

@peachp-it you’ve reminded me of mr sparkle weren’t that the homer simpson detergent with the glitzy eyes

how’s everyone today from eliminated on rock of love to fantastic

@revlthing do you fancy some saddle ranch i’ll get up on the bull

won’t be falling victim to any subliminal messaging these are my last few remaining brain cells and only ageless icon cher’s entitled to them

@dieorskate if it were danny in costume then he wouldn’t be a proper frog at all and mr michigan j would win by default

to be quite frank with you lot i’m not entirely unconvinced crazy frog isn’t danny devito in costume 

michigan j frog > crazy frog 

@coldfunyun that comes in the bundle but if you’re willing to sign a contract they’ll go ahead and mute your choice of tumblr user in real life for you too

@dieorskate you’ve got to take the ceo on an all expenses paid seven day cruise to the bahamas

cannot wait for tumblr’s latest release tumblr premium where for a low monthly subscription fee they’ll return your notifications to you