mythic bitch

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

ghosts who are trying to warn you. ghosts who are a cautionary tale. ghosts who see you walking into the maw that chewed them to bits, and try to divert you, try to make you understand. ghosts who are trying to tell you something, who are begging you not to end up like them, an unliving prophecy begging not to be self-fulfilled

*sighs* ok fine i hear u tumblr. ghosts who want to seduce you sexually

🎵 Nut busters! 🚫

the way i pander to my fucking audience

gaud, i would like you to know that migrating from pinterest to here and seeing you active is like reading an ancient scroll about a terrible horror and then seeing said terrible horror at the coffeeshop next morning

it is so so SO important that you envision the Terrible Horror at the coffee shop thusly: bleary-eyed, hoodie & headphones, avoiding eye contact, huddled over a laptop in the corner hissing in fear at approaching baristas

rocky's crew dying from radiation exposure, something humans go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of and ryland's crew dying in their "sleep" with nobody watching, something eridians go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of. cool book that is easy to read through your tears.

“I’ve managed to resist my cannibalistic instincts and refrain from devouring my wife, but I don’t know how much more I can take. Perhaps looking at my neighbor’s beautiful, blossoming tree will ground me…”

CAN WE STOP TAGGING HUCKLERABBOT AS JUST RABBOT PLEASE