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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

the one... dear squire

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

What. What. What. What.

im gonna pop some.tag

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

"aw i love your earrings, they're so cute!" i say, making the barista's day. i sit down with my coffee and send a respected mutual an anon ask reading "you look like you've got that homestuck kinnie pussy." thus i have maintained the balance of suffering in the world for another day. as i wander down the beach of life, my footsteps do not even disturb its grains

I’m sorry MS PAINT????

The human mind is incredible. Some of you are capable of seeing the Beatles as sexual beings

"accessory not supported on this device" yes it is you stupid slut. thats headphones. you've known each other for years

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

he’s disgusting, he’s repulsive, (I’d fuck him) he’s nasty, he’s not allowed within 20 feet of my property

I was gonna lobsterize this post man!

early crustacean gets the post. idiot

The problem with bluesky is that I already didn't like twitter before all that stuff happened