Shenanigans 2: This Time It's Personal

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

dear god please let our new baby octopus feel confident enough to move out of her corner hiding spot today while i’m on exhibits so i can see her properly for the first time amen

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

THE RIDDLER??

I wish I had unlimited burger and milkshake budget like the riverdale teens

why are yall so obsessed with halloween what's the deal

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

not allowed to smoke with people anymore because every time i exhale its deathblight