Shenanigans 2: This Time It's Personal

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

they should have named the "friday the 13th" sequels "friday the 14th", "friday the 15th", "friday the 16th", etc. so eventually everyone would be scared Every Day

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

we kill the bat man