Shenanigans 2: This Time It's Personal

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

Note how these columns are designed to perfectly allow the climbing of small lizards up and down their faces. This is a typical example of Gecko-Roman architecture

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

bastard

he’s just a baby please

baby bastard more like

more bastardous than ever….

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i'm not dying on this hill, I'm killing you on it actually.

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