Shenanigans 2: This Time It's Personal

it's hard to describe what it's like outside for people who haven't experienced this kind of smog event. the quality of the air is so bad that it affects the quality of the sunlight and makes everything seem subtly off. it reminds me a little of how it gets weird right before an eclipse but instead of crescent shaped shadows it's that all the light is orange. kind of like being in Mexico in an American movie

penny is such a good name. hello my name is dollar bill

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.