Shenanigans 2: This Time It's Personal

fantasy stories love to begin with the world's most razeable peaceful little farming village having a big grand festival

I've been too busy to Post lately. I've got like twelve half-sentence drafts and I can feel my posting organ starting to wither. It's real rough.

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

some of them want to amuse you 😺. some of them want to be amused 😸

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

Creating an OC who's fucked up because of their parents might seem harmless at first, but unless you're very careful about avoiding certain topics, at some point you're going to have to think about what their parents actually did to make them so fucked up, and now your OC's fucked up parents are also your OCs.