sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

you want me to come out of my cage AND be doing just fine?? in this economy???

have realized that while i am not a fan necessarily of "people meet and immediately fall in love" i am a fan of "people meet and are immediately obsessed with each other." the love can come later but the absolute fixation should be immediate

My hope for whoever is reading this is that your life starts making sense and coming together. I hope the good days are right around the corner for you.

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself