THE EGGS YOU GAVE ME ALL DIED AND YOU LIED TO ME.

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

doing house of leafs shit to his pussy

i miss pagliacci’s

they put the garlic on the pizza

this is how lesbians text when you’re trying to figure out where to go for dinner

Puppy girl who lays its head on your lap and gives you the most soulful eyes and whimpers so cute because her Dr. Pepper bowl is empty