you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event

i do feel like.....idk, doggo culture or whatever has made people very comfortable with dogs and like. i obviously love dogs i have dedicated a lot of my life to dogs but dogs.....like, uh, kill people sometimes

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

objectively worse than the mafia

me getting ready to go out

someone who does photoshop reverse this

Me getting home from work

*wall bleeds just a bit more below it spelling out ｎｉｃｅ*

happy one year anniversary to this clusterfuck of a week

happy 2nd anniversary to *waves vaguely*

Your "package" "came" in the "male" You say?

horror movies arent scary. things like. emails. and schedules. those are scary

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!