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Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

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mod2amaryllis

parts 1-2

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part 3

and this is the true story of my monday afternoon

mod2amaryllis

it frew up :'(

heart-sprout

I'd like to thank op because I have been using these as reaction images since I first saw this post in 2022 and I had lost track of their origin but now I am grateful to the universe for the chance to say bless u

mod2amaryllis

imagining someone in the world making use of my 4pm on a monday doodles is sick as hell

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@funnier-when-objectum

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hydrachea

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

catchymemes

teaboot

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

shamebats

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

ceruleanheaven

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

golongbyjoannanewsom

obsessed w this person in the replies

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decadent-hag

Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say

brucebocchi

madhopz

acrylicnightmare

I’m very stoked on how my Kelsey Grammer art turned out 🥳 done in procreate app

halondrus

cutecipher

can you put that thing on a leash?

halondrus

ok

danielwaldorf

customers today included:

- middle aged man who ordered matcha and then just Stood There and watched me make it. when i handed it to him he said i did a good job whisking it and handed me $1.25. ten minutes later when he and his wife left he shouted across the store that i have "good whisk technique" and "don't lose that!"

- woman who ordered a drink with the word "salty" in the name and then said "but with salted caramel." and when i said yeah that one comes with salted caramel she said "really? not just normal caramel?" and it took every ounce of my self control not to say yeah girl that's why it's called. Salty.

- extremely generic looking straight couple. woman wearing a trans pride pin that says "you're worried about the wrong 1%". i say "i like your pin!" she says "haha me too!" we finish the transaction and the man drops a bill in the tip jar. like five minutes later my coworker says emily what the fuck why is there a Twenty in the tip jar. i realize we haven't had any customers since that guy. i say holy fuck. i love you trans pride couple i hope you have the best day ever

redstonedust

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

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maidthings

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

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