Dadbod Central

Me complaining to my friend im getting fat 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Every reblog ill eat 100kcals

Boyfriend took this while I was sitting on him. He said I’m looking softer/thicker already 😍🐷

twink —> chub pipeline🐷

These tank tops just aren’t fitting how they use to…

Feb 2025 —> June 2026

As the two jocks went to Willy Wonka’s new chocolate factory and took a bite of the mysterious blueberry gum... the two dumb hunks inflated together

Ya know, it’s a real shame when a handsome, fresh-faced guy completely loses himself to frat life… the endless liquor, beer flowing like water, late-night DJing, and nonstop fast food binges. Four years of that lifestyle will turn even the best of them into a waddling statistic for obesity.

He went from sharp-jawed campus king to full double chin equal to his dad’s in record time. And that soft, bloated belly hanging out in the grad trip pics? Pure product of binge drinking and snacking all night while “working” as the frat DJ. The abs got traded for a beer gut and gluttonous decisions.

Now that he’s graduated, what’s the future looking like? Think he can snap back and get his shit together, or is he doomed to keep inflating into a full-on fat, greedy post-frat hog for the rest of his life?

hope this makes it up to you… Prepped some pasta that could last me three days, it was all gone in half an hour

Summer body 😵‍💫