Dadbod Central

jake looking big on live. reminiscent of the days he used to chug on live getting the gut he has now. he also mentioned how he went to college for football but never ended up playing to party instead. everything he does revolves his gut he just doesn’t like to admit it.

Another update on fatso arriso! He tried to prove his point that he still has a V-line, although he had to lift all his pudge around his growing waist up to show it. Congratulations for sticking so much to the past, chubbs, while the pounds keep sticking to your waist more and more everyday. Instead of abs we can count your squishy fat rolls now. When you see him in profile picking up one of his cats, it looks like he's fucking pregnant with twins, but it's just his enormous food baby. I guess he should try some cardio in the gym instead of weightlifting, 'cause it's only lifting his own weight up 'till record heights.

Watch me blow up in front of your eyes

My vacation is really making me huge

He came back over

Bigger and better | More mac

Only can hold it in for so long

Uhm, I hate to break it to you, mate, but if I don’t do it, you will break a lot of chairs instead soon. You’re getting a bit chubby. Maybe it’s time to size up a bit, ‘cause that polo shirt’s a bit snug around your spare tire, chubbs. Could it be that you’re drinking a bit too much beer lately? We can see where all the beer from all those beer cups in your hand went to, fatty, straight to your growing waist.

Cub in the Cluuuub🪩