*skateboards into hell*

A fun thing about fiction with large casts of characters is that sometimes you'll have a Spicy Bananas moment where every single character has an identical yet wildly atypical experience of some very mundane thing, and slowly you realise that the author isn't Making A Point, they just think that's normal.

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

Why do my Minecraft builds make some people so angry I genuinely don’t understand

if i had to guess its because you have at least one diamond tool and are living in a dirt shack, which ppl dont like because most popular minecraft creators are builders/good at building, which has convinced people that building cool bases is The Most Important Thing about the game

But my dirt shack is so cozy though

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

Just saw on Quora a guy asking if Poland was more German or Russian and every reply was a Polish guy detailing the ways they wanted to kill him

did this man exist or is he you from the future because either way slay

aspirational outline for a life well lived, doubt I’ll be able to pull it off