*skateboards into hell*

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

being made by vitro fertilisation (IVF) is so funny. my parent didn't have sex, my parents conducted an experiment with a scientist. my humble beginnings can be traced to a petri dish. some person i dont know clocked in to work and then just made me. i was made in a lab and i didn't even get any cool powers or anything. im just a girl that has to work 9 to 5

a tag mentioned how likely it is for ivf to produce twins and it reminded me of the fact that i ate my twin in the womb. so maybe my secret power is eating people

Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

Finding a 68 needles in a haystack pincushion

tomato is perfec t size for put needle inside very soft and comfort needle

I KNEW IT I KNEW THIS PINCUSHION ATE NEEDLES i have one just like it and i've lost so many to this damned thing

kitten i'll be honest daddy needs to learn how to have fun making art again or he's going to kill himself