coworker saw me staring into space and said “that’s a thinking face if i ever saw one, what’s on your mind?” and it was really hard not to reply with the honest truth which was “getting absolutely fucking pounded into oblivion” so i just said “going home!”

i wanna do burlesque!!!!

no officer i didn’t know i was going 50 in a 30 i was too distracted thinking about freddy mercury and fat bottomed girls

like i’m not horny anymore but i still don’t want to be productive

hogging out will be the reward for a productive day !!!

ok maybe sometimes the desire to dom creeps up

WHY FONT I EVER CHARGE MY VIBRATORS

giving me some edibles and mentos as my morning meds and then a big soda to watch it down with

opened my eyes and the first thing i saw was my fat hand holding my clutching my cart and i just want to hit it and get off and be fed all day but i cantttt

the horny doesn’t go away when you ignore it, it just buzzes and doesn’t let you sleep till you do it

dr rp

the b.o. is ripe today yall

like the problem is i’ll get food to be slutty abt it and then i’ll look at it with fear and i can’t let myself gorge on it, ill eat half and save it for later