life needs things to live

one thing that always kills me about the CR cast is their absolutely overpowering parrot-like energy for pop culture references. travis asks matt; “are there people on the street?” and sam, laura, and mishmash all freeze for half a second, before all simultaneously launching into “PEOPLE ON THE STREET,” from Under Pressure at slightly different times, in slightly different tones, and only Sam makes it to the “ BADADEEDADEP” before breaking down laughing. 

gays love piercings & it’s my job to feed the gays, so

I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world

Fav vines bandwagon beep beep

I should not have laughed that hard at this…

the god damn comedic timing on this

my soul exited its vessel 

I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

another quality post written by god or a ghost

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

are you...talking to the cockatoo

idk what’s funnier, vox machina one shots continuing where liam has to make a new character everytime, or vox machina finding some incredulous way to invite lieve’tel to every single thing they do