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there's regular daddy issues and then there's "i use alter self to mold myself into what i would've looked like if thjazi had actually been my father and fall asleep like that." congratulations azune that's the most mentally unwell anyone's ever done it, bud

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

The one thing men in the 1700s did right was have long hair they tie back into a low ponytail with a little ribbon and also have a few stray strands at the front. Almost everything else they did that century was inexcusable though

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

kicks rock where's MY socialist muslim elected offical

love the global audience chiming in we're in this together

“Normal style” is a great phrase because it is decidedly not normal style to say.

i wasn't ready for that..lol

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak