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"I could look it up but it's more fun asking friends" gang

"there's probably an objective answer for this but let's see if someone has a rant locked and loaded" group chat

Want to go to the river and I’ll find you pretty rocks? (Flirting)

mountain dew malice 

in my mountain dew chalice

sipping like a king in my mountain dew palace

Not every story is about seeing yourself in it. Sometimes it’s about learning to see other people too.

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

civilization is a term with no historical racial baggage right

*reads a history book* uh oh

love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

you are like an empty tip jar

Ready to be filled!

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

i hope this baja blasts you well