idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ. That its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come

instead of it exploding at random we will be able to explode it on purpose and kill ourselves whenever we want in like a few thousand years or so of evolution!

just goes to show bugs are really just so far ahead

imagine your neighborhood had a Notorious Van because the art airbrushed on it isnt like a cool lightning wizard or unicorn or whatever, but instead a bunch of dicks. everyone knows the van with the penises. and the person who owns and drives it is this lesbian who knooows her cars the talk of the town and loves it. and you know Of her but now, at this random house party, you get introduced to her for the first time and ur like ohhhh THATS the dick van dyke

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

the year is 2032. after hitting it big on rumble and truthsocial, acid bath are ready to play ben shapiro’s zionfest in washington dc at the historic jeffrey epstein memorial hall. phil anselmo reforms pantera because he finally feels like white men aren’t being prosecuted for their beliefs anymore, marries erika kirk the same year and turns his life over to christianity. the band’s christian era is their most financially successful. sleep token confesses that they were behind the grammy award winning ‘we are charlie kirk’ song from 2025 and regret not coming out and telling the public sooner. all music on the radio but morgan wallen and sabrina carpenter is ai. musk and bondi in the morning is the country’s #1 comedy talk radio show. fantano commits suicide. president joe rogan changes the official national bird from a bald eagle to an israeli drone.