problems on purpose

This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis

get more annoyed about beauty standards for women immediately

some of the most misogynistic things i’ve ever heard have come from the mouths of cis women hit-dog-hollering about how it’s a little bit ridiculous that women are expected to not go out in public without $500 of bullshit slathered all over their face and hair

like i’m all for “women should be allowed to make choices”-style feminism, but i do think that if your choice to wear makeup because you think it makes you look nice is coming at the expense of you critically thinking about why your idea of looking nice is so commercialized, you’re losing Feminism Points a bit

sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

HEARTWARMING: Your Mutual That’s Pushing 30 Kins Master Shake and Laura Palmer

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

sorry i rear ended you. my car is.. in heat

Yeah its kind of a compliment i guess. that it wants to fuck your car. so just tell your insurince that

its weird they made your wallet such a classic thing to forget since oyu basically need it where youre gonna be going

its weird they made your wallet such a classic thing to forget since oyu basically need it where youre gonna be going

dw if I die I will still haunt the narrative