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speculative

Taiko no triangleposting by airuei

johncraft2003

foulserpent

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

pacmastermeow

i don't believe such a time ever existed

foulserpent

dragginage

this post always kills me bc i’m like 90% sure the picture behind him is this:

rnainframe

this mcdonalds was so disappointing. they only had one arch and it was the wrong color

asstrainmcfucktruck

did they at least have cheeseburgers???

rnainframe

overpriced hot dogs baybeee

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

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byjove

that’s probably good since ICE agents get so very scared at the sight of a vehicle that they start shooting indiscriminately like a dog biting the tire of a mail truck

klapollo

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

klapollo

Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed

this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.

try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.

there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.

rayj4ck

Also of note, you CAN be re-infected after getting it and it passing (SOURCE). You don't develop an immunity or resistance to it like bacterial or viral infections

#washing/scrubbing alone does not guarantee safety either #produce *must* be cooked to ensure the parasite dies #because its a very sticky parasite. water will not remove it. scrubbing is no guarantee

byjove

that’s probably good since ICE agents get so very scared at the sight of a vehicle that they start shooting indiscriminately like a dog biting the tire of a mail truck

bug-mp3

adventures-in-poor-planning

Everyone else talked about outdoor cats, it's time for me to talk about offleash dogs

adventures-in-poor-planning

Reasons not to have your dog offleash at a public park:

1) roads (this one is self-explanatory)

2) it makes the park inaccessible to like, entire swathes of the population. If you have experience with police dogs or guard dogs in your neighborhood, or you're a new immigrant from somewhere with a large population of feral dogs, it sucks ass going to the park and having someone's massive lab bound up to you!

3) If, for example, you are in a protected wetland area plastered with friendly signs asking you to please leash your dog to avoid causing an ecological impact, having your dog offleash might cause an ecological impact! "Oh no, my dog is well-behaved, they would never bother the wildlife" wrong! your dog is in the pond trying to eat the endangered Blandings' turtles!

4) Non-zero chance of a jokerified park guide (me) just clipping your dog to a leash and stealing them

luckyladylily

Unleashed dogs were the bane of my existence when my little girl was like 5 or 6. My daughter just had this weird little thing where she is scared of animals twice her size sprinting up to her, knocking her over, and then invading her personal space despite her being clearly distressed.

"Oh don't worry they don't bite!" First off, I don't believe you actually know that for sure. Second, that is hardly the only problem here. My daughter was so scared of dogs that she would cry and had to be picked up and protected to feel safe whenever she saw one for years because of this bullshit.

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cutecipher

can tumblr stop futzing around with pjackks corpse

cutecipher

its unsanitary

jadeharleyinc

You're obsessed with his worthless pig iron corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

themysteriousmurasamecastle

BREAKING: Increased "Pjackk" sightings across Tumblr are being reported as many users claim to have seen a "disgusting metal object" interact with posts as recently as three hours ago, yet witnesses report that the blog in question remains inactive. Are these real sightings of the famed "Prototype Jack," or is this just an elaborate Tumblr hoax? We will report as more information becomes available.

redstonedust

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

pjackk

For real my friend Tyler trying to get his mouth fucked tonight hmu if U intrested hes 29 and not very handsome at all and he gives bad head

pjackk

Hws high key ugly as fuck and needs his throat busted in urgenlty

dogpuppy

Hm ok what the fuck is this thing

dogpuppy

New image of it has been captured.. still unsure of what the fuck

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thyrell

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

thyrell

irs.

efoxgirl

byjove

the justification when law enforcement kills someone for no particular reason always boils down to “we got really really scared, you should feel bad for us because we were sososo scared” ok. piss yourself or scream or something. why is killing someone the only option

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