problems on purpose

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

GET BACK TO WORK

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

All good My Little Pony names sound either like euphenisms for gay people or euphenisms for hard drugs. You could've had a pony with a handlebar moustache named Fruit Garland and his energetic wife Sparkle Snow and nobody would've even blinked. Due to the sparkle snow.

My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA.

this is one of the best posts i have ever seen

OH MY GOD

I laugh every time I see this

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

Lately everything that happens feels like it was engineered in a lab to drive us all insane