The Night Wizard

you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

Gaming on the couch together when? Ugh

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night

in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed

Holy fuck

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

8/10 but fuck, OW.

8/10 also!

oh right. fangs in your neck friday