i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance
@fandomlife-confessions
Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.
wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along
The warm water of the ocean did what now
I never went through a twilight phase and boy this post makes me glad of that
Pet peeve of the entire twilight series is in book one Edward tells her ALL bodily fluids become venom. She wouldn’t have gotten pregnant she would have just become a vampire sooner
