Groverhaus of Leaves

"Reasons I'll break up with someone: he doesn't know how to make tea, he doesn't offer to clean when he's invited to my house, he wants me to move in with him, he makes less than me—" okay I don't know if this is satire (I really don't think this is) but this really just comes off as sounding like you don't want a relationship at all.

i want to paint i want to spin yarn i want to do pottery and bookbinding and soapmaking and needlefelting and embroidery and breadmaking and biscuit decorating and and and

oh and quilting and wood carving and gardening and making jewellery and play an instrument and dance and sing in a choir and flower arranging and! so many ways to make art and so little time!!

seeing wildflowers and birds and critters and sunsets really can keep you going

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

i know every phone number

do you know who they all belong to?

everyone that has phones

what's mine

hole in the ground for extracting minerals

one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

ok fine reblogs are back on go wild

Cultivate your ability to see the world through stoner eyes even while sober